I like meat too much.

I've eaten at Chik-Fil-A. Checkers makes a better chicken sandwich.

No Checkers in my area to compare. Plus eating at a Chik-Fil-A pisses off WOKEies.

I could care less who or what I piss off. I want something tasty.

I agree.

Chikfila is descent, just that there are better places I prefer.

Rally's is the same thing here.

Really? I thought it was pissing off the Righties after the Tweet kerfluffle last month.

I can never keep track of who's boycotting whom. Typically DGAF, either. I stay away from CFA because the local one has made me ill twice. Not worth the odds any more.

Ralley's and Checkers use the same source for their pre-breaded and partially cooked chicken for their sandwich.
Pretty sure a couple of other chains sell it too.
The Chik-Fil-A is tastier.

meh, shitfillay is evil because theyre bible thumoing nazis...

(their food IS better than regular checkers...checkers spicy us ok but nit as goid as poop-eyes...)

Didnt you give out so e KFC at a meat-head march one time?

I seem to remember a pic with you holding a sign that said "I have a sign"(?)

O', and shitphilly went sorta woke a while back...

their orez/owner(?) washed the feet of some blm(?) nazi...

I thot it was a double edged thing jeebuz washed feet, this guy did it for add/publicity...

Vegans... what a waste of life and space.

VEGETABLES ARE WHAT FOOD EATS!

So true.

Technically everything is vegan if you follow the food chain...

As an example: Cows eat grass, they process the grass into tasty steak. So steak is naturally processed plants and thus vegan. Also since cows eat plants, they themselves are Vegan so by eating them, we are eating Vegan(s).

And yes, I have said this to Militant Vegans, they don't like it when you throw biology into the conversation.

You are so awesome!

I so want to put labels on packages of meat that read "Plant Based"

XD

Was shaking my head the other day at a grocery store. Jar of overpriced Peanut butter with "Plant Based" printed on it. Then again the same store had Matzos on a shelf next to packages of pre cooked Bacon...

*face palm*

"fat free" starlight mints

(I bougjt those and some vitamins on my "healthy benefits" "insurance" card...

the question remains: if (in)humana and united health careNOT Are giving us $100/month of IYR OWN MONEY!!! BACK!!!??? then how MUCH ARE they stealung oyt of OUR TAXES!!!???)

gluten free palm oil

liw sodium DISTILLED water...

ugh, crap I'll stop there, the list is near endless...

*Giggle Schnort!*

This is why I sometimes describe myself as a second-hand vegetarian.

Heh!

"All flesh is grass"

and the most deadly: https://youtube.com/shorts/GDuAKADF.....feature=share3

(ted nugent is a scuzfux but hes right...truth=reality )

Grind up a cow for a good steak burger. Put a pork belly in my belly. I'll put any sausage weener in my mouth and swallow. I'm an omnivore I have it all. Except the vegan vaggie. That's a trap. I don't want that roast beef sandwich. Hahahaha

Great post tho. Hehehe

LOL. That is great!

A certain protein-deprived vegan jaguar from Planet FloriDUH comes to mind. :P

"Bloodmouth Carnist!!!"

?

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/16379355/

LOL.

I'm trying for the life of me, trying to track down that Vegan nutcase and his rant. I can't remember was it to art? And what was the subject?

I wanted to link it for Marcus.

I'm pretty sure the rant was directed at one of your vegan-lampooning pieces, but at the moment, I can't remember which one. All I can suggest is maybe taking a peek through your works dating a few weeks (maybe a month or two) before the date I posted the response piece. I'm not 100% sure about the exact time frame now that we're several years out, but...

There were also a couple of discussion thread shitshows, where I or someone else would ask him things such as whether or not he swallowed, being a vegan. (pretty much the same joke you've also used here).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA3jTpYOLQk Best gag from Futurama

ugh they've infested my oleasent planet!!!???

Gosh I wanna use that coke back so bad now

gonna use this next opportunity I can at work

I want to hear how it goes.

Me too. I work at a meat market

Awesome!

I have yet to meet a Vegan.
Vegetarians, yes. The ones I've met usually are the type to ask "If there's a vegetarian option" or just ask if they could trade the meat portion of their plate for an extra ear of corn or baked potato.
I'm waiting for my first Vegan to be a dick to me so I can paraphrase Mr. Spock from the original Star Trek. "We all feed on death... even Vegans."

I'm waiting on the next two or more vegans giving grief at a restaurant so I can chant PLANT LIVES MATTER!

I found several PLM t shirts on Amazon and Redbubble ...

I do remember years back, telling a vegan co-worker at a macDs thet steak is vegie. its nothing more than organically processed grass and is therefor fine 😈

i told vegan i support them after all they eat the same food the cattle ,chicken and pigs eat and if some virus wipe out food animal stock well i won't not be going with out my BBQ ribs STEAKS OR BEACON and they would be the next on the butcher block grin and walk away

Did you actually eat a bucket of KFC in front of Vegan protesters?

Yes I did, it's here on FA, but wayyyy back early on my gallery.

Love that photo. Hehe this current gag reminds me of that militant college vegetarian incident I told you about at PDFC 2020. One frat at UNT in the early 1990s was having a fund raiser burger cookout by the student union building. I buy a burger and drink and am trying to eat in peace. Group of militants come up screeching at everyone - one gal gets in my face and states "No meat is going to touch my lips!" I take a bite of burger, chew it like a slob and then tell her "I guess getting a blow job from you is out of the question" Oh did she screech and her friends were freaking out. Actually freaked out some of the other folks there too. I just had a big shit eating grin on my face and went and got another burger to piss them off even more.

AHAHAHA!!! Good one!

I was a terror in grad school. No filter when it came to the PC types

good times

For some reason I'm reminded of that samurai on SNL when the vegan said and be "creulity free". Just smile, place the veggies on the cutting board, then pull two meat cleavers out before doing either the drum solo to Wipeout, or perform the Haka on the vegetables, opening your mouth wide and sticking your tongue out at them. When done, cover the whole salad with actual bacon bits, cheese, chicken, and ranch dressing before giving it to them with a toothy smile if they are still there to accept it :)

:: snirks ::
Imma remember, and USE THIS ONE, if and when I get the opportunity!

;-P

Rice is murder. Every pound costs the lives of ten thousand of Earth's precious creatures. You see them fleeing their homes in a green wave in front of the combines.

Pass the moo cow. All life feeds on life, it is the very definition. I'll go Vegan when Lions do.

Oh the FDA has approved lab grown meat for Human consumption. Beef and Chicken so far and it is reported to taste as good as the usual kind.

You will have to dig up the citations, I don't have them here and please DO dig them up.

I'm interested in trying the lab grown stuff. I'm a fan of H. Beam Piper's sci-fi stories. He used the term Carniculture to describe lab grown meat. Common on human settled worlds where livestock were impractical and the native life was inedible. Hydroponic gardens were common too in his stories.

He did and I borrow the term freely. I'm rather eager to try it as well. It is the best news I have heard in a long time.

https://cleanfoodfacts.com/what-is-fake-meat/
Read this and you will never touch fake or lab meat ever ever ever

LOL! That's a response this wuff hadn't considered! *chef's kiss to Candi* Well played! Well played indeed!

And thank you very much, Rabbi! These always brighten this wuff's day!

Couldn't have come at a better time, either. Wuff is getting ready for one of those "fun" medical procedures we all get to participate in at some point in our lives (normally after 50). Vrghr is currently on the "Low Residue" part of the diet. Tomorrow begins the "Only liquids you can see through" stage. Quickly followed by "drink this and LOOK OUT!" that evening and the following morning.

So at the moment, wuff is REALLY cognizant of all the foods he can't touch. Especially since wuffy's work building managers are throwing a "Bratwurst tenant appreciation party" Friday. GRRR!!!!

Rousting the Vegans is a bright spark in these trying hours.

Thank you once again!!

Ahhh...the ole 'Peeper up the Pooper', I remember doing that ages ago, drinking the utterly vile shit that made you literally piss out your ass....CONSTANTLY!!

Word of advice, keep a book in the bathroom. I literally was reading a Time Life book a chapter at a time per squirtfest that took most of the day. I remember also finally puking out the last 'dose' within minutes. And after the procedure , MAN WAS I HUNGRY!!! I literally destroyed a whole plate of spaghetti getting home, AND this was after wrecking a McDonald's Sausage Egg McMuffin , hash browns and large coke going home!

You know anything food related, I need to feature the Chef Wuff!

Very good advice on the reading material. Wuffy has his kindle changed and multiple books pre-loaded. Should be good for many hours. Hopefully the puky-up part doesn't occur. The doc is trying a new prep version this time; something called "SuPrep", consisting of sodium sulfate, Potassium Sulfate, and Magnesium Sulfate (wuff gets ALL the sulfates, hehe). Supposed to work as well as the glycol and similar preps, but is "tolerated better".

We'll just have to see about that. Sure hope it TASTES better than the last stuff. That was horrible. Like rancid artificial cherry cough syrup, and sickeningly sweet.

One bit that has Vrghr a little concerned, is that the first prep session of the 2-part prep is supposed to take place before bedtime. That has all sorts of bad potential consequences.

And thank you once more for your delightful rendition of this cookin' wuff! *hugs*

I had that schedule right at the start of the year (afternoon procedure). Different meds, but no dangerous overnight issues. If one is old enough for that glop, they're probably old enough to have to get up now and then anyway. Just possibly more of that.

LOL, so true about the middle-of-the-night "excursions" to the restroom. Yeah, likely just for a different reason tomorrow night.

Thanks for the support! *hugs*

You eat what you want to eat and I'll eat what I want to eat. I eat meat and VEGETABLES because it's a balanced diet. I'm 76 years old and can still work most folks to death. Yeah, I hurt the next day but that's the price of being "old". I will admit that age is beginning to catch up with me. LOL

*chuckles*

This is true. Vegans tend to be VERY annoying people. Always pushing their veggie only ideology on others like a religious cult. Let them eat their lab created Impossible Burgers.

I've met a couple of those. One of them actually slapped a burger out of my hands during a protest, in Cali, claiming I was aiding animal cruelty and he "saved my life"
Coulda gotten charged for assault for that. As I broke his nose for that "life saving" action of his. Thankfully the manager of the place saw what he did and made me a new one
Pity bout the place. Calikings went under in 2013. Not sure what happened.

Still, I don't get this modern day conformist BS. If you don't like it? Don't shop there. S'lot like a religion. Be proud, celebrate it. Don't force your fscking views on me, if I didn't ask.
I get to many "i'm trying to save your soul" crap way to oft

Nope.

hehe

How the hell haven't they starved to death yet?

im a meat eater and not a grass eater. I have nothing againt vegetarism or vegans. But please do not try to force your livestyle upon me. Im omnivourous by nature.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxCYeOL4avM

Love it, Love It, LOOOOOOOVE IT!! Rabbi? What species are the "Proto-Mammals" in the final panel? They look like something from before the great ice age.

Lets just say...trash mammals.

Possums with Ricketts and Scurvy!

If it weren't for the possibility they'd try to sue everyone in the restaurant, I would so enjoy honking both their noses simultaneously.

I wouldn't put my fingers anywhere near those nasty teeth on them.

Look... I know you've dealt with REAL possums in life, but these are CARTOON Possums, and just for the HUMOR of the action, their noses deserve to be honked.

Oh I agree, just watch yer fingers in case they backslide from being Vegan. They'd go Spazmanian ™ Devil on ya

No argument there. Since I'd be working in the kitchen, I'd arm myself with a HOT 10 inch, cast iron frypan.

Those work well. Just bought a larger one by Lodge with raised sections inside to put nice grill marks on meat - using it on a small camp stove/tailgating grill in place of my old grill that wore out. Have a hose that connects large propane bottle to Coleman type gas fittings.

VEGAN: The Other White Meat

Just, eww.

Notice how they always reek of cigarettes and/or booze? But they want to control your life!

Truth!

They don't care about their own well-being, but they want to force me to live their way? No way!

Funny, I thought missionary was the other white meat...

A friend insists it's 'cat'...

'Things' go better with Coke...

I've seen cooked mountain lion, rather dark meat. Raw it was almost purple.

Things go better with Coke - hehe - will refrain from political joke - too obvious

It's from a moderately dirty and very politically incorrect joke from the 1970s. Mom brought home the best jokes from church!

hehe shoot me that joke in a note please. I gotta hear it.

Out my way they smell like they shared a bong with a skunk....

That... may not be too far off the mark. I notice they don't use deodorants (or soap, for that matter).

Along with smoking way too much skunk weed. Ghod I get them smoking the stuff in the parking lot of the welfare office before coming in... Half the time they noticed their food stamps were discontinued... never got around to answering a couple questions mailed to them....

Beat them at their own game... PRICELESS!

I dont know if this might be proper. I found some time ago a video of a group of Vegans activist looking in horror as an 18 wheeler plows though their crowds and kills and wounded some of them. I want to know if it might be proper to post it. ?

There is a comic... unfortunately, the author's signature was left off or removed by the time I received it. A teenage boy tells his mother he has decided to be a vegetarian, and cannot eat the meatballs she has prepared for dinner. The mother explains: "The beef in those meatballs comes from Black Angus cattle. Black Angus cattle have tiny horns and many genetic disorders. They continue to exist in abundance ONLY because humans cultivate them for consumption. The moment that stops, they will dwindle out of existence, an no mind of any sort will ever again know what it was to be a Black Angus cow... Meat is murder, vegetarianism is genocide."

Love it!!! LoL

https://cleanfoodfacts.com/what-is-fake-meat/

Take a read and see what they are trying to push on us. Unless were forced to eat bugs like the World Economics Forum wants us to eat. (as they dine on bacon wrapped shrimp)

if I ever win a massive lottery I'm going to start The Carnivores Buffet with grill tables you can cook your own meat at, a cold bar for the meat you grill yourself at our tables, and a "Speed Lane" of already cooked meats.
And A Bacon Bar, with every kinda bacon I can think of.
prices are market based and by the pound

They is confused, they only know of vanilla sex ... that being vegan ...

I've yet to encounter a vegan that goes out of line. But dear lord, the crazyass vegans on social medias makes me hope I NEVER see one in real life.

If you get mad at someone eating meat, sounds like a skill issue.

First Officer Spock: "Literally speaking, Doctor, we ALL feed on death . . . even herbivores." (From the episode "Wolf in the Fold")

If you want to deal quickly with vegans, just get Wanderer Wolf near them and mention lamb to him. His drooling, loving praise of the meat will shock them into silence.

Either that or give them an aneurysm from outrage that he could like such a thing.

Not like nature gives a damn. Lots of herbivores are more than willing to snack on a baby bird if given the chance. According to Casual Geographic, they're like the popcorn chicken of the animal world.