Well, you're a self-proclaimed tea wizard (whatever that is), you've got a bright full moon out tonight, and a huge bat is standing right in front of you, what do you do? Test out some spells you've found online of course! To cast this spell: (I) Find a bat (II) Boop the bat! (III) Say out loud Camelia Sinensis! _{Note: the spell only works when there's a full moon out.}

What does it do though? I dunno, the bat doesn't seem to be affected by it. But hey! Look at all these free tea leaves! Well maybe there'll be no consquences from this spell after all, I'm sure the website is not sketchy at all and can be trusted!

Amazing artwork by the really cool bat   Nightmarish_bat! Nightslash is a character by him, while Earl Grey is, well.... me.