Kargoth's seminal masterwork "The Book of Greenskins" features a detailed family tree which guarantees to show every reader that they are more orc than they previously thought.

Critcs say "Ugrim finds eurocentric deconstruction of proud orc history to be whitewashing, but then Ugrim was squishy human not five minutes ago"

Fans of the series declined to comment, as they were busy wrestling.