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Clara and Chowder

By alpha-von-doberman,
posted 2 years ago digital artist

a pit bull couple belonging to me and cornhill12

P.S. chowder lost weight

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Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Well hello you two whats new in life?

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- hehe well we're actually in the process of creating ''new life''

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

I see well how the contest go I know you two were going at it nonstop

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- hehe thanks hon

chowder- well we gotta go. got us a table booked for lunch

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

The two head out and decide where to eat

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- hey pits are welcome at this place

clara- lenny's?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chowder- oh yeah look at the sign. They yused to ban pit bulls from this place, i guess not anymore. Want to try it out miss burp goddess?

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- hope they don't mind if i say how good their food is if you get what i mean babe

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chiwder- nah of course not babe I love it when you burp

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- i know you do hon

lenny- right this way please

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chowder- may I hold your paw my lovely lady?

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- you may kind sir

lenny- here's your menus, have a read and i'll be right back

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chowder- oh wow they got some good specials tonight huh babe?

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- yo waiter, what's the pit pie?

lenny- oh that's a favourite with our pitbull guests

sage- it contains several meats and is topped off with gravy

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chowder- that actually looks and sounds good let’s do two of those Lenny

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chowder- hmm wonder how fast i can eat a whole pie

clara- now, now dear we're not in a contest

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Chowder- yes dear I’ll eat normally and not gorge but your burp show is what I’m looking forward to

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- but chowder this is such a fancy place. i can't belch here

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chowder- ok fine just means more to do at home then❤️

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- uurrrpppp...ooh excuse me this food is so good

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chowder- you said you wouldn’t burp.

Clara- it slipped out it was only a small one that wasn’t even my best you know that.

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chowder- you call that a belch? this is a belch!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chow- uuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp!

Clara- CHOWDER!!! I’ll kill you, I told you don’t embarrass me!

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- but babe i couldn't hold it in oh gosh i feel more coming to!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Clara snarls

Clara- hold it in! If you embarrass me I’ll deal with you at home! And you’ll be a single dog!

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- but clara it may come out the other end!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Clara- hold it in I said wait until we are home!

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

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2 years ago

chowder-GGRRRRRRR

clara- excuse me?!

chow- babe that was my stomach growling

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Clara- oh ok I thought you were giving me sass there for a minute

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

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2 years ago

he holds his belly and moans all the way

clara- chowder you sound like you're dying or something

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Chowder- baby if ever you really wanted a challenge to burp it will be tonight and I’ll win

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- fine let it out know then if its causing you that much pain

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chow- no I want a challenge with you dear

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

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2 years ago

clara- ok fine UUUUURRRRRPPPPPPP

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chow- uuuurrrppp uuurrrpppp. Uuuuuuuurrrrrrpppppppp!

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- hmm not bad. but you can do better!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Clara and Chowder go back and forth doing their juicy long deep burps.

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- oh babe i can't do anymore. i'm all gassed out

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Clara- than I win nice try but I did warn you Chowder

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- i submit to you babe

he rolls onto his back and shows his belly in submission

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Clara giggles

Clara- really Chowder

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

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2 years ago

chow- yeah its not easy for me to admit defeat but you're the true champion here

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Clara- oh you, you did a good job as well

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- aw thank you hon

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Clara- you want some dog chocalite ice cream?

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

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2 years ago

chow- how kind of you to offer dear

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Clara serves up the ice cream and joins chowder.

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

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2 years ago

chow- oh man this is good! hmm so tasty

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Chow- so how is Sophia doing at her shop? You just started there is it good?

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- yeah its actually a really popular place

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

He puts his paw around her and puts his head in her chest

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

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2 years ago

clara- aw who's a good doggy

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Chow- you are dear, burp for me

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- SUUURRREEEEE TTTHHHHIIINNNGGG BBBAAABBBBEEEEE!!!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Wow Clara keep going make it stink in here

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- well don't light a match...RRRRIIGGGGGHHHHTTTT?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chowder- no way you can burp talk? That’s one of the hardest things to do in burp form

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

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2 years ago

clara- IIITTTSSSS AAAAA TALLLEEENNNTTTT!!!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Chow- and you do it well babe

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

she licks his cheek

clara- TTTHHHAAANNNKKK YOOOUUUU

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Chow- yoooooooooouuuuiuuurrrrrrrr welcome

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- ooh aren't we gassy tonight?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chow- not as gassy as you babe, your better at this than I am

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara-NNNNOOOOO KKKIIDDDIIINNNNGGGG

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chow- I’ll admit girls can do anything we can if not better. I see that now

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- hehe good doggy let me rub that tummy

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Chowder- how’s my stomach I’m keeping that weight off pretty good huh?

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- hmm has someone been sneaking treats lately?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chowder- who me? Never babe

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- hmm then why do i feel some pudge right about here?

she holds his tummy

chow- hehe that tickles

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chow- I may have had two cheeseburgers earlier

Clara- Chowder?!

Chow- sorry babe

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- i'm weak babe i just couldn't resist

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chowder- I mean look I’m not a whale babe so it’s ok I’ll burn it off I promise

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

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2 years ago

clara- hmm i dunno i kinda like having a bigger belly to rub on you

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chowder- but I’m not going back to how I was before

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

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2 years ago

clara- yeah what did the vet say?

chow- i was 1 hotdog away from a heart attack

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Clara- exactly so a little belly is ok not a whale belly

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- you really think so hon? so i don't have to starve myself no more?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Clara- ugh no Chowder you don’t have to starve yourself that’s not healthy either.

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- gosh what is healthy these days?

clara- healthy food....with an occasional cheat day

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chow- yeah but healthy food is boring

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- i'm gonna go grab a hot dog

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

He grabs one and chews it up and gulps it down

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- babe don't go ruining your figure

chow- i'm so hungry!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Clara gives him the look.

He whines and grabs a healthy bar

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- how's this for a balanced diet huh?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chowder- I hate it, but I have to do it

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- its for the good of your health chowder

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Fine well I’m off to work love you

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- aw must you go?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chow- I got to bring home the mullah babe

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- ok, see you later then i guess

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chowder- I look good in a uniform and sunglasses babe?

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

clara- why the stab vest?

chow- technically its a bite vest

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chow- so other dogs can’t hurt me when I take them into custody.

Clara- is bullet proof to?

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- dogs don't use guns babe

clara- humans do

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chowder- oh well I see what you mean then I don’t know, I guess I’ll find out

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- babe if i die i want you to have everything

clara- but if that happens i won't have you

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Awe you we’ll see you tonight.

He heads to the pit stop

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- yo fill me in boss, how's it been down here?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Darrick- everyone is surprisingly behaving today, what’s with the sunglasses?

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- just thought they looked cool and more security guard like

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Darrick- cool keep them on then I need you to guard my safe in my office

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- but don't i usually stand out front, boss?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Darrick- well today your promoted you guard my office and make sure that safe stays untouched

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- i'll keep the safe, safe boss

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Darrick gets a call it’s Ronnie!

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

dar- sup ron?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Ronnie- it’s fight night, you ready to make more money?

Darrick- yeah, you know it bro!

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- aw man i really wanted to watch the match tonight. can't i come boss?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Darrick- you know what you can I’ll get Bronson to guard my office.

Chow- yes this will be a night to never forget!

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

bron- aw must i boss?

dar- i'll pay you extra ok?

bron- ooh ok

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Chowder and Darrick head to the fight

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

dar- so who's fighting today?

chow- beast and some puny dog

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Darrick, then he fights a Doberman and a Rottweiler, this will be an easy night

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- a most profitable one to by the sounds of it

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

They arrive at the arena and take their seats with Ronnie and his boys.

Roger- wow dad tonight is gonna be good!

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

chow- yeah but what the heck is a tiny dog doing in there?

roger- he's there to die of course

chow- how savage

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Ronnie- no you Mellon heads the challenger is coming out a Rottweiler his name is axel and he’s a fighter got the scars on him to prove it

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

rotten the rottweiler- WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME MAYHEM!!?

crowd- YEAH!!

rotten- i can't hear y'all!

crowd- YYYEEEEAHHHHH!!!

ron- enter the beast

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Rotten- ah beast my old friend, this will be fun!

Beast- your missing an eye

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

rot- yeah had some bad luck. so we doing this thing or what?!

beast- we who are about to die salute you

ron- you may begin!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

The two dogs charge at each other the real fight begins Rott bites and hurls beast to one end of the ring!

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

beast does the same to rott and both get bloody

chow- ooh been a while since someone put up a fight like this

ron- KILL HIM BEAST!!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Rott blocks his attack and bites on his neck

He throws beast in the wall and he falls to the ground!

Ronnie- Noooooo!!! My moneymaker!! Get your ass up or I’ll take you out myself!

Beast- boss he’s strong I have competition.

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

ron- i don't care beast! NOW WIN!!

beast actually whines in pain

rott- aw did i hurt the wittle puppy?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

The fight continues and Beast is defeated!

This angers Ronnie

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

ron- that rotten Rottweiler! boy get up here!

larson- yes dad?

ron- get rid of the rot!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Larson- uh uh no way I’m not going down there you crazy!

The Rottweiler is cheered by the audience beast looks up in a shamed face and sees Ronnie’s furry in his eyes

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

girls- MATE WITH US ROTTIE!!

rot- hehe all in good time ladies but first i must collect my winnings

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Ronnie- you Rottweiler in my office now! Beast you two get in here!!

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

beast- i need first aid!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Rottie helps beast with his sounds

Rottie- look dude you and I could join forces I could make you guys rich

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

ron- this this proposal interests me

leon- so you don't want us to kill him?

ronnie slaps leon

ron- we ain't savages here! come and let us discuss your idea rotten

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Rottie- so with me and Beast as your fighters you will bring in so much more revenue and your audience won’t be all pit bulls, you’ll have other big breeds joining

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

ronnie stands up and holds his paw out to rotten

ron- consider yourself one of us rot welcome aboard

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Beast- Rott and I go back since we were puppies. We went to puppy school together

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

rott- we both got expelled at the same time to

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Ronnie- what happend?

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

rot- lets just say we're bad now and we was bad then

beast- yeah we totally kicked ass

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Beast- so buddy how did you lose your eye?

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

rot- oh its actually a see through contact lens. it just makes me look tougher

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Beast- so boss you hungry for dinner?

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

ronnie- yes let us go grab something to eat from my favourite restaurant lennys

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Rot- hey good idea I love eating at his restaurant his food is always good

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

beast- wait since when did lenny let guys like us in?

ron- lets just say every dog has his price

ronnie holds a wad of cash

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Ronnie- I pay him to keep his mouth shut and to let us eat there free of charge

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

beast- i guess that big wad of cash pays all the expenses then huh boss?

ron- it gets us the VID treatment you might say

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Roy- vid, you mean VIP boss? Your very important position

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

ron- no i mean Very Important Dogs or VID for short

beast- ah i see

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

The gang arrive at Lenny’s

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- don ronnie sir...um please come straight through. i have a table and drinks waiting for you sir

beast- wow what good service

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Ronnie- oh yeah because I told him if he didfnt I would leave a zero star rating on pawbook and let all his customers see it and close him down.

Rott- clever boss clever

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

ron- he also knows not to mess with the leader of the most powerful dog gang in this town

lenny- here are your menu's the food being on the house of course

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Lenny- just kidding everything went up in price so who is the bill for tonight?

Ronnie- Rott pull up pawbook!

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- oh um how silly of me i meant to to say it went up for everyone else but not for you and your cronies don ronnie

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Ronnie- I thought that’s what you said now scram while we look at our menus.

Lenny- yes sir.

He returns to the kitchen with Sage

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- ok i want everybody to be on their best behaviour today and give ronnie and his gang anything they want ok?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Sage- oh know you didfnt let that street trash in our restaraunt?!

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- babe what choice did i have? you know ronnie runs the most powerful gang in this town

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

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2 years ago

Sage- I know we worked hard to get this restaurant, let’s not lose it honey.

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- its just for one night sage, it won't hurt our savings

sage- i'm going to give ronnie a piece of my mind!

lenny- SAGE NO!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

He grabs her and pulls her back

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- babe i want you to live with me till we're old and grey and that won't happen if you get on ronnies bad side

chef- i have their meals right here boss

lenny- ah good, good

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- I’ll take these out myself guys. Remember, we need a positive feedback ok?

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- here you go don ronnie sir

ron- hmm you're running late.....but the food looks good

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Rott- yeah dude it took a little long but it was worth the wait

Beast- let’s eat boys

Lenny returns to the kitchen and watches

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- phew that was a close one. guys we need to work ahead of schedule you understand!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- no because I’ll tell you again for the 10th time don’t let them back in next time.

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- how'd you expect me to do that? i don't wanna get whacked!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- your a smart dog Lenny you’ll figure it out

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- um ronnie sir i....

ron- an just the dog i wanted to see ....(he stuffs a huge wad of cash into lenny's pocket).....good service tonight

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- slah how much did you…..?

Ronnie- consider payment from us to you now use it wisely.

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- wow thanks sir. um please come again soon

the pits and their guests leave

lenny- sage look at all the dough they gave me!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- what the hell?! They gave you all this?!

Lenny- yeah cool huh we are set for months!

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

sage- gosh who said crime doesn't pay?

lenny- yeah but we should keep quiet about this

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- agreed I’ll put this in the safe we are rich!

Lenny- shhhhhhhhh!!!

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- we should let more gangsters come here

sage- hell no!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- just kidding babe relax get a sense of humor

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

sage- ok we took a risk tonight but lets not push our luck ok? what if some cop dogs come in?

lenny- yeah it would be like a wild west saloon in here

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- honey quit messing around I’m being real serious!

Lenny- ok I’ll keep it on the downlow ok babe no one will know

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- well its closing time now anyway. so lets say we close up and then have a little you and me time huh?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- really, as long as we been together we never had us time.

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- well maybe we should look to the future and have puppies who can run this place after we're gone

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- awe that is a slender idea Lenny, I never thought of passing the business on. Yeah let’s plan on it.

Lenny- cool let’s start now.

She resists him

Sage- my next heat cycle isn’t for another couple of weeks.

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- oh ....ok. um do you want to practise though?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- no that’s ok I know what to do. Come let’s clean up and head home

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny licks the dishes clean before putting them away

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- uh uh no sir, wash those dishes correctly you don’t lick them then put them up

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- we're dogs sage, this is what dogs do

sage-

lenny- ok fine i'll put them to soak

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny correctly washes all the dishes and whipped the table

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- we need to hire more staff for this place

sage- honey we're barely getting by as it is

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- did you see the money that Ronnie gave me? I wouldn’t mind him coming every week.

Sage- excuse me?!

Lenny- you heard me

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

sage- lenny this is a catering establishment not a gang hangout

lenny- hey i don't care who comes as long as they give big tips

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- who are you? This isn’t the Lenny I met.

Lenny- maybe I grew more wiser

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- look babe you said we need the money and this way we could make easy money fast

sage- no its to dangerous and wrong

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- whatever you do you and I’ll do me. I’m gonna keep inviting them back Sage.

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

sage- fine but keep them out of sight of our other guests!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- ok fine they can use our private dining room

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

sage- ok but i'm only agreeing to this with great reluctance given our financial situation

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- that’s the spirit honey and hey we will be working on our family soon enough

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

sage rubs her belly

sage- yes i'd love to have some little collie paws running around here

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- see babe your next cycle let’s plan on it

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

sage- what's there to plan? in a months time you mount me, fill me with love and then we let the buns rise in the oven...so to speak

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- well look at you babe you know the procedure

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

sage- hmm maybe we should practise though just to make sure we're ready for the real thing

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- ok how should we do this? You have a ball I can hump

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

sage- no honey i mean practise on me

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- yeah but I don’t want to…….

Sage- ah shut up and get over here. Just don’t get carried away it’s just practice

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- ok we'll just take it easy and not..oh boy you're sexy babe

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

He mounts her

Sage- oh yeah the feeling every girl loves.

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- yeah and what every boy loves ok the plug is in the socket babe

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- oh yeah I feel it! Now remember it’s only practice, don’t actually mate

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- ok i'm trying my hardest...wait what happens if anything happens? i mean you said you're not in heat right?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- don’t let anything happen just practice

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- man this is hard especially since you're so sexy

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- I’ll let you know when to stop

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- ok babe but its really hard not to open the dam and let the water flow through the valley

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

He humps and after a while she stops him

Sage- you got it down Lenny let’s go home

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- aw so soon?

sage- yeah we'll practise again tomorrow

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- oh ok but how did I do? I need work don’t I?

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

sage- no, no you did good, good boy and you managed to resist your natural urges

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- oh thank you babe now I can’t wait to do the real thing

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

sage- hehe and put some buns in the oven for real?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- sure babe ok everything locked up got our keys ok let’s go home babe and get some rest

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

sage- did you hear the collie cafe got broken into again?

lenny- again?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- yep we should go visit our friends to see if they need any help

Lenny- yeah let’s stop by their place on our way home

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

rex and molly are just closing up

sage- hey what's up fellow collies?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Molly- Oh hey Sage how you and Lenny doing

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

sage- well we're planning ahead for our future family

rex- aw congratulations we're happy for you

they sadly place a ''closing down'' sign on there door

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- no no no what are you doing? You can’t close down guys what happend

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

rex- we're $1000 in debt all thanks to the last break in

molly- tomorrow is our last day.....to sell off our assets anyway

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- no don’t close down Lenny and I will help you guys. We are family we watch each others back

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

molly- thanks but if we don't find $2000 by tomorrow ....

rex- we've had it

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- here cash that in as soon as possible first thing tomorrow. We can’t let you guys close down

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

molly- oh we can't accept this. i mean its kind of you but its to much

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- nonsense girl you two take it keep this place open we can’t let you two shut down.

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

rex- wow we don't know how to thank you

lenny- no need to, us collie's gotta stick together

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Imolly- you two really are incredible. We will do something for you

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

rex- hey why don't you come to our home for Christmas dinner?

molly- we've got the biggest turkey you can imagine

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- wow, what you think Sage, turkey dinner at our friends house?

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

sage- i'm in

molly- ok cool we'll see you later then ok

lenny- you can count on it

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny and Sage arrive home and change

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

later they arrive for dinner

molly- oh do come in

rex- your table sir and madam

sage- oh what lovely service

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- and what a lovely home. You two do well for yourselves

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

rex- well we've won a few shows together

sage- you're show dogs?

molly- oh we go to the country shows some times

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- no way

Molly- oh yeah we made a Doberman and Rottweiler mad on year

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

rex- they were just sore losers

molly- well our speciality is country shows you know with rounding up sheep and stuff?

lenny- we're experts at that even if we don't live in the country

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Molly- yep so the bigger dogs get jealous when we win every year

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

rex- well dinner is served ladies and gentleman

lenny- hmm this smells good, what is it?

molly- just a little meat dish we put together

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- it smells so delightful let’s dig in

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

molly- hehe looks like lenny already is

lenny- hmm...so ....good

sage- table manners please dear!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- oh….im sorry do excuse me

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

rex- haha its ok we're dogs after all

molly- yes but we shouldn't....uuurrrpppp...um never mind

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Rex- please that’s a burp this is a burp

He does his big burp

Molly- ok here’s my best she does another big burp

Lenny- wow ok this is an exciting dinner party.

Sage- AHEM!!

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- aw come on babe have some fun ok lets all do our biggest belch on 3 ok? 1...2.....

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage pounds him in the chest

Lenny- ne…..neve…………mind

He falls to the floor

Sage growls,

Sage- GET UP! Keep embarrassing me!

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- babe...we're just having fun

rex- yeah we're not embarrassed. um right molly?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Molly- um I think we should stop. Not everyone is into this. Sorry Sage

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

sage- its ok. my mate has one more chance to behave like a mature dog!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- I’m just having a little fun Sage

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- come on babe i know you can belch to

he pokes her belly

lenny- just a little one for me

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage turns her head and fire burns in her eyes.

Lenny- ok never mind

Molly- listen you two we can’t think you enough for helping us, uuuuuurrrrrrrppppp! Oh excuse me sorry about that it slipped out

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

rex- hehe that's my girl yeah but seriously we're so grateful for what you've done for us

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- hey like Sage said, we collies got to stick together

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

sage- hmm yes i did say that

lenny- come on babe. you're not still mad are ya?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- not at all honey

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- thanks hon..uurrpppp.. oops sorry that just slipped out

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

They finish eating and the four walk down the sidewalk talking

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

rex- do you guys ever have to out up with collie jokes?

dog- hey mr pickles!

lenny- yeah we do

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- no idea who that is, but I’m Lenny

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

dog- seriously a collie who doesn't know mr pickles?

lenny- we're more used to sheep dog jokes

sage- lets go dear

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Molly- ok Rex no more jokes

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

rex- HEY LOOK A SHEEP!

lenny- WHERE?!

rex- hahahahah made you look!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- he he he got you babe

Lenny- yeah he did he got me

Molly- alright tomorrow comes early

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

rex- ooh hey we'd better get some sleep before our shop opens

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Lenny- yeah Sage and I are heading out guys, thank you for a wonderful evening tonight

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

rex- thank you for helping us out

lenny- like i said, us collies got to stick together

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Rex- exactly you guys have a good night catch you later

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- so what now hon?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Go home get some sleep 6 o clock comes real early Lenny

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- yeah you're right sage and the doggy bed is calling out to me right now

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- yep and no sexual acts are happening

Lenny- yes dear

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- good night my sexy, fluffy princess of beauty

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- goodnight Lenny, see you in the morning

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- morning hon sleep well, did you dream about me? because i dreamt of you

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- yep, we have a busy day ahead of us so let’s get going

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- first things first, coffee!

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- oh yes my eyes can’t see clearly without that coffee

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- you want pancakes?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- we have no time for pancakes Lenny. Let’s get going

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- we need to introduce flexi hours

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- yeah but everyone loves our place, we are even getting pit bull customers

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- i bet that upsets darrick and the pit stop

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- no it’s creating more options for them instead of just going to one place

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

lenny- yes but business can be a cutthroat world

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- all part of competition, let’s go we need to open the restaraunt

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

later

lenny- tables are ready babe

sage- just in time for the morning rush

lenny- haha we collies need our morning coffee before we get herding huh?

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

Sage- yep, we sure do hon. You got the breakfast menus on all the tables?

Lenny- yep

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

the customers begin to flood in

1- pancakes please

2- full English please

3- pickles please

Cornhill12 ~cornhill12

Writer, Audio editor.

2 years ago

4- steak please

5- biscuits and gravy please

6- grits and eggs please

alpha-von-doberman ~ferry-von-rauhfelsen

digital artist

2 years ago

the kitchen is at full capacity but the meals still get served and enjoyed

lenny- that one who orders pickles sure looks familiar

sage- i'll serve the drinks