Recently listened to 'War of the Worlds' narrated by David Tennent. (quite delightful)

One of the martian cylinders landed in Scotland, on a small farm up in the highlands of that place.
When the martians opened their landing craft in preparation for the invasion efforts, they were met by a Scotswoman. Small in stature, big in belly, dressed as a highborn lady.
She sat upright, unafraid of the terrifying invaders from another world.

She wasnt in that crater with them.
they were in that crater with HER.

Not many people know just how dangerous Celesse really is.