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💪 “Hiya Barbie!”
🎀 “Hi Ken!”
💪 “You wanna go for a ride?”
🎀 “Sure, Ken!”
💪 “Jump on!”
🚨 BARBIE SPOILERS! 🚨
“Horses are just men extenders.” That’s exactly what Ken said in the Barbie movie during his fortunately short-lived flight of fancy with patriarchy, and it might have been the only truly important thing he learned throughout the whole ordeal. You can only imagine the places my mind went when he said that—places that resulted in this very drawing, even. Are you surprised? If you are, you must be new here. Hi! Welcome to the Perpetual-Centaur-Brainrot Dojo Casa House. Enjoy your stay—and get me a brewski while you’re at it. 🍻💖
I have to wonder if that quote was Mattel’s way of hinting at a line of Centaur Kens to come in the future. Think about it: “Kentaur” rolls off the tongue so well that it practically sells itself. It’d even work multilingually, considering how “kentaur” (or some variation thereof) is already the word for “centaur” in many languages across the world. I’ve already done half of the marketing for you, mattel! Half-man, half-horse, that is.
Anyway, Mattel, whenever you want to send me a check, my PayPal or Venmo are always open! ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fanart
Species Centaur
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File Size 1003.7 kB
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