
-couldn't think of a title-
so yes.. uh, i got bored and put him together real quick
my thoughts at the time
"insect anthros are awesome.. i wonder how that'd look if.."
a couple scorpion and cockroach pictures later and i drew this
my "funsh!t" character as
-ko- put it
art and Character are ©
dolphinwarrior me
Steve (the Vagina)
so yes.. uh, i got bored and put him together real quick
my thoughts at the time
"insect anthros are awesome.. i wonder how that'd look if.."
a couple scorpion and cockroach pictures later and i drew this
my "funsh!t" character as

art and Character are ©

Steve (the Vagina)
Category All / Fantasy
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 600 x 900px
File Size 180.7 kB
relevant root word + relevant Greek/Latin prefix/suffix = you've got a name for your species!
If you mean a name for the character, the first letter of the name is where those who view your creature get their first impression. So! Start of with one of those letters you rarely use! Like Q! So you've got your Q. In the English language, usually a U comes after that. So! Don't add a U. Because remember, you want it to sound exotic. But remember, You also have to kind of sort of be able to sound it out. After all, these are intelligent (maybe) people who are going to view it! So you have to give it another vowel. So let's just go with the first letter of the alphabet! A! Now's about the time you're wondering "Do I want to make it a longer name or a shorter name?" Because the choosing process is so long and in-depth, if you want to make it a longer name, you have to be in it for the long haul. I'm not. So this one will be short! Since, again, it's supposed to be exotic, let's go with another of those rarely used letters. How about an X? So far, we've got QAX, but that can't be the whole name. It just sounds silly that way. So let's move on. I think it should be pretty safe to add another consonant right about now. Think exotic! Z! Perfect! QAXZ It's relatively the same sound, but adding the Z just makes it look cooler. But ending on two consonants (unless those two consonants are C and K) would be a bit odd. We don't want to be TOO exotic. We might lose our intelligent (maybe) fanbase! So how about another vowel? Really, there's no wrong way to go from here. Except I or E. Because ending with an I sound would just make your macho exotic phinsectoid character sound sissy. So O or U would be best. After that, if we don't want our character to sound like some half baked Aztec god reject, we should probably end it on a familiar consonant and be done with it. So let's look at some of our options. QAXZUL QAXZUM, QAXZOG, QAXZOR (The Impaler). The possibilities are endless!
Or Steve (the Vagina). That sounds like a good name for your character. Henceforth, he (she?) shall be known as Steve (the Vagina) to me. Yes, even if he is in fact a she (and then the subtext would even make sense).
If you mean a name for the character, the first letter of the name is where those who view your creature get their first impression. So! Start of with one of those letters you rarely use! Like Q! So you've got your Q. In the English language, usually a U comes after that. So! Don't add a U. Because remember, you want it to sound exotic. But remember, You also have to kind of sort of be able to sound it out. After all, these are intelligent (maybe) people who are going to view it! So you have to give it another vowel. So let's just go with the first letter of the alphabet! A! Now's about the time you're wondering "Do I want to make it a longer name or a shorter name?" Because the choosing process is so long and in-depth, if you want to make it a longer name, you have to be in it for the long haul. I'm not. So this one will be short! Since, again, it's supposed to be exotic, let's go with another of those rarely used letters. How about an X? So far, we've got QAX, but that can't be the whole name. It just sounds silly that way. So let's move on. I think it should be pretty safe to add another consonant right about now. Think exotic! Z! Perfect! QAXZ It's relatively the same sound, but adding the Z just makes it look cooler. But ending on two consonants (unless those two consonants are C and K) would be a bit odd. We don't want to be TOO exotic. We might lose our intelligent (maybe) fanbase! So how about another vowel? Really, there's no wrong way to go from here. Except I or E. Because ending with an I sound would just make your macho exotic phinsectoid character sound sissy. So O or U would be best. After that, if we don't want our character to sound like some half baked Aztec god reject, we should probably end it on a familiar consonant and be done with it. So let's look at some of our options. QAXZUL QAXZUM, QAXZOG, QAXZOR (The Impaler). The possibilities are endless!
Or Steve (the Vagina). That sounds like a good name for your character. Henceforth, he (she?) shall be known as Steve (the Vagina) to me. Yes, even if he is in fact a she (and then the subtext would even make sense).
Indeed i had originally intended for that inquiry to be the genus for the species.
though i believe a name to identify by would be very appropriate, for what would a being be
without an identity. and Generally you'd be right, unless their first impression is dissapointing,
much like my last job interview, not me mind you, but the person who happened to interview me that day.
and aha! your assumptions are that intelligent (possibly) people reside on the "internet" and your second theory is if a
name sounds "too" fancy we may lose our intelligent (possibly) fanbase! i disagree. what i believe we must do is make a name
so horrifyingly long that the fans can do nothing but gawk and awe at it's mightiness, to do so i'll be using advanced
mathematical algorithm's all while measuring the gravity of a black hole with my iphone while sending apps to the space
baby, which i will describe here in such excruciating detail that your minds will have no choice but to decipher them in
as simple way as possible.. so we'll begin by bringing in your final 5 letters (any variation) it's then that i realize
that i'll have to construct additional pylons if my charizard is going to learn flamethrower. The bad part about this is that the
scouts are already rushing the B side and pushing the cart. and i Usually play as the spy and backstab people, but that's not going to work because the enemy
has already called in a tactical nuke by using a spartan laser from across the map so we're gonna have to try again because
i missed the first time. Now the spartan laser has a 60 second charge time, and while it's charging up, they're going to decide to
play slappers only and just run around slapping eachother, if you declare this rule, that means you're going to enter par-le, and
Montezuma (half baked Aztec god reject) (who's a complete jerk off) is going to want to declare war on you because you have his precious bananas, and bananas are
a dang good resource, they add one health to every city. Now if Montezuma (half baked Aztec god reject) gets into a war with you over
slappers charging tactical noobs with spartan lasers, the only REAL course of action you have there is to suck up a fire enemy.
If you suck up a fire enemy, you'll be able to cross the great chasm and make it to orzemar. In orzemar you're going to meet a dwarf named
Gorum, and he's going to sell dwarven crafts, fine dwarven crafts.. You're going to want to buy 6 of them, but not too many, because if you do that,
you're going to activate the rapture, and that's just never good.
furthermore qax, sounds alot like pax, which could be confused for The G-23
Paxilon Hydrochlorate that we added to the air processors.
which was supposed to calm the population, weed out aggression
it had a 99.9 percent success rate.
unfortunately. About a tenth of a percent of the population had the opposite reaction to the Pax.
Their aggressor response increased beyond madness.
Or completely ignoring all this and just merely agreeing with you that Steve (the Vagina) sounds like a good name for my character. Thusforth naming him (her?) (girls do not exist on the internet,
thus rendering the subtext to what's known as "lols") Steve (the Vagina)
to the mysterious "internets"
though i believe a name to identify by would be very appropriate, for what would a being be
without an identity. and Generally you'd be right, unless their first impression is dissapointing,
much like my last job interview, not me mind you, but the person who happened to interview me that day.
and aha! your assumptions are that intelligent (possibly) people reside on the "internet" and your second theory is if a
name sounds "too" fancy we may lose our intelligent (possibly) fanbase! i disagree. what i believe we must do is make a name
so horrifyingly long that the fans can do nothing but gawk and awe at it's mightiness, to do so i'll be using advanced
mathematical algorithm's all while measuring the gravity of a black hole with my iphone while sending apps to the space
baby, which i will describe here in such excruciating detail that your minds will have no choice but to decipher them in
as simple way as possible.. so we'll begin by bringing in your final 5 letters (any variation) it's then that i realize
that i'll have to construct additional pylons if my charizard is going to learn flamethrower. The bad part about this is that the
scouts are already rushing the B side and pushing the cart. and i Usually play as the spy and backstab people, but that's not going to work because the enemy
has already called in a tactical nuke by using a spartan laser from across the map so we're gonna have to try again because
i missed the first time. Now the spartan laser has a 60 second charge time, and while it's charging up, they're going to decide to
play slappers only and just run around slapping eachother, if you declare this rule, that means you're going to enter par-le, and
Montezuma (half baked Aztec god reject) (who's a complete jerk off) is going to want to declare war on you because you have his precious bananas, and bananas are
a dang good resource, they add one health to every city. Now if Montezuma (half baked Aztec god reject) gets into a war with you over
slappers charging tactical noobs with spartan lasers, the only REAL course of action you have there is to suck up a fire enemy.
If you suck up a fire enemy, you'll be able to cross the great chasm and make it to orzemar. In orzemar you're going to meet a dwarf named
Gorum, and he's going to sell dwarven crafts, fine dwarven crafts.. You're going to want to buy 6 of them, but not too many, because if you do that,
you're going to activate the rapture, and that's just never good.
furthermore qax, sounds alot like pax, which could be confused for The G-23
Paxilon Hydrochlorate that we added to the air processors.
which was supposed to calm the population, weed out aggression
it had a 99.9 percent success rate.
unfortunately. About a tenth of a percent of the population had the opposite reaction to the Pax.
Their aggressor response increased beyond madness.
Or completely ignoring all this and just merely agreeing with you that Steve (the Vagina) sounds like a good name for my character. Thusforth naming him (her?) (girls do not exist on the internet,
thus rendering the subtext to what's known as "lols") Steve (the Vagina)
to the mysterious "internets"
If you're going to make a long nonsensical drabble, then you should do it properly. First of all, no using the enter key. It needs to be a big block of text. Proper spelling, punctuation, and capitalization not necessary. In fact, intelligent (maybe) (also as of "some seconds ago" when the internet said you posted this, nonexistent) readers will flock to the challenge of deciphering your meaningless (maybe) block of text rather than labeling it tl;dr and leaving it to fall to the most obscure, uninhabited areas of the internet. If you're lucky, it will escalate to memehood (alts. "memedom", "memeness", "Meme McDerpaDerp") a la "Has anyone ever really gone far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" But that's not likely because (and don't quote me because no one on the internet knows who I am anyway) (also, no one cares) you made a reference to pokemon and made God-Montezuma angry. More likely, what you spent so long to say will be attributed to the omnipotent, omnipresent (also distant, and mysterious) that is Anonymous and inflate its ego and inability to say anything of intelligence (much like whatever else inhabits the internet). But to avoid this, you must be cunning and intelligent (doubtful) with a stunning arsenal of pop culture and internet meme references (so long as you don't go far more like that, but I know what you are saying). So long as you don't lower yourself to referencing Your Mom (also doubtful), then you shouldn't bring about the total annihilation of the internet. Now, getting back to the actual instruction (which has since been lost in a lot of subtext and parenthetical phrases), you should use a lot of subtext and parenthetical phrases. Porn will probably be made of your text. Nonsense is a fetish to someone. There is undoubtedly already porn of this text. And this text also. But not this text because it's on the internet and it must be true. The previous statement is false. But everything preceding this statement is true. This paragraph is actually much longer than yours because I didn't cheat by pressing the enter key a bunch of times in strange places.
And completely ignoring everything said until this point a la dolphinwarrior, the one who brought about the meme of "slappers charging tactical noobs with spartan lasers", it is agreed. Steve (the Vagina) will spread his (her?) name across the interbutts (alts. "internet", "interweb", "intertube", "intercourse", "interDerpaDerp), hopefully not being engulfed by Anonymous along the way.
And completely ignoring everything said until this point a la dolphinwarrior, the one who brought about the meme of "slappers charging tactical noobs with spartan lasers", it is agreed. Steve (the Vagina) will spread his (her?) name across the interbutts (alts. "internet", "interweb", "intertube", "intercourse", "interDerpaDerp), hopefully not being engulfed by Anonymous along the way.
now if you're going to come back with a drawn out list of nonsensical criticism you must remember several things that'd be the nonspoken rule on any art/expression/randomfurryporn site. number one, hitting the enter key is "my style bro" and "you're just jealous because my writing is "srs 1337sauce" consisting of a mixture of correct and horrible grammar nazi melting (see indiana jones ark) (which means my writing is obviously the ark of nazi melting goodness) incorrectness and too good to be critiqued by your "noob" tail. second if anything furs will see the wall of shoddily awesome written random enter key goodness and ruin their c-3PO pajama bottoms before proceeding to hit copy paste and printing it and pasting it to their wall,;'"/. also prefering to stay away from a (slightly) obscure statement (see nonsensical drabble in your post) because Some have never been far like more look as decide to use even go want even as to do. even then, gaining the attention of Anonymous (see: 4chan /b/ anon lulz troll meme, encyclopedia dramatica, tom cruise) would require much more "lulz" and "drama" as well as a couple more of those "bawwwwleted" text boxes (see below). The onE thing i have no choice to agree with you in this (nonsensical) writing (with subtext) is that there will be (already is?) porn and fapping occuring to yours, mine, yours (excluding the "preceding statement"), and mines (nonsensical) writing.
And agreed, Steve (the Vagina) has already infested (steve ((the Vagina)) cannont "spread" his name seeing as he is a hardshelled insect (phinjsectoid, exotic) spreading would most likely be the resuilt of him (her?) hitting the window of a building sized truck and being brushed off by wipers (windshield)) the minds (what's left of them) of the mysterious intertubes (tinternet webbernet, intraweb, tinterweb, nerdweb -citation needed-
And agreed, Steve (the Vagina) has already infested (steve ((the Vagina)) cannont "spread" his name seeing as he is a hardshelled insect (phinjsectoid, exotic) spreading would most likely be the resuilt of him (her?) hitting the window of a building sized truck and being brushed off by wipers (windshield)) the minds (what's left of them) of the mysterious intertubes (tinternet webbernet, intraweb, tinterweb, nerdweb -citation needed-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yn3HHw6HQc skip to 12:30 for epic BROFIST
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