In the dark grotto some angry mumbling can be heard as a large white arachnid groggily awakens.
"That is the last time I drink Shard ale... what?!"
The spider lord suddenly realizes that he is nude and thoroughly tied down in sticky silk strands... a smug Loment leering over him. The far smaller violet colored spider pressed snugly between his master's striped thighs.

Loe Kanum: ...Loment?
Loment: ...yesss... my lord?
Loe Kanum: ...if this is a joke... I'm not amused.