Art by the awesome  GasGasGas. (Same ych as the others, he was kind enough to let me modify it to fit my remaining Agapov sibling.)

Anya and her sisters Vera and Galina decided to go explore a cave system, after getting into the bowels of the cave the trio were ambushed by a group of slimes!
Will the three escape or will they be trapped, doomed to grow into ursine mountains?!
Anya: "You know, if it weren't for being stuck down here I'd really be enjoying this. The sweet green apple taste, the extra full tummy, and of course getting to hang out with my sisters!"
Galina: "Cut the cutesy crap Anya, we might explode. For all we know these damn things are breeding inside of us."
Vera: "I don't think they are breeding. They seem to be turning to pudge too fast for that. Anya, you have any signal?"
Anya: "Uh yes! Yes I do! Hopefully my fingers aren't too fat to get the right contact."
She scrolled for a moment and accidentally dialed up her ex Todd Baker, before dropping the phone between her ample bosom.
Todd: "Anya? Hey there! What's going on? I was thinking of you just the other day."
(Please stay tuned for a story update to come soon.)