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Coming this fall to EBN (Equestria Broadcasting Network), it's "McBrony, P.I.", a noir series about a hard-boiled pony detective whose job is solving... PONY CRIME.
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This is my town. Fillydelphia.
They say the streets here are paved in chocolate, but it's more like hard rock candy. Walking the streets you never know what you'll find around the next corner. You might stumble upon a surprise birthday party or a pony family selling apples from brightly-colored carts. Every now and then you might even see the whole herd break out into spontaneous songs about dress-making or the weather. Yeah, this is my town...
They say the streets here are paved in chocolate, but it's more like hard rock candy. Walking the streets you never know what you'll find around the next corner. You might stumble upon a surprise birthday party or a pony family selling apples from brightly-colored carts. Every now and then you might even see the whole herd break out into spontaneous songs about dress-making or the weather. Yeah, this is my town...
"So, what's got you browsing around here, gumhoof?"
"Word on the street is, somepony's into the sugar bowl."
"Sugar?"
"Sugar. The sweet stuff. Lumps. Crazy cubes - call it what you want."
"Don't look at me; I run a clean stable here. A few carrot-heads from time to time, maybe......" 7@=Q
"Word on the street is, somepony's into the sugar bowl."
"Sugar?"
"Sugar. The sweet stuff. Lumps. Crazy cubes - call it what you want."
"Don't look at me; I run a clean stable here. A few carrot-heads from time to time, maybe......" 7@=Q
The mean streets of Fillydelphia can be hard on a man.
During the day, it may be all sunshine, fresh apples, and smiles... but come nightfall, the darkness, distraught faces, and rotten apples reveal the true nature of this town.
Name's McBrony, Private Eye. I was called in on a missing person's case involving a lost unicorn named "Charlie". Now this guy Charlie was last seen with two other unicorns, who witnesses described were taking Charlie to someplace called "Candy Mountain". Now I like my sweets as much as the next pony about town, but damned if I've ever heard of any "Candy Mountain".
Apparently Charlie's not the first one to go missing. There's this long wrap sheet about these two as of yet un-named unicorns that are apparently running a black market on illegal organ trafficking. The photos the department showed me nearly caused me to lose my breakfast. Whoever these two sick bastards were, they were practically harvesting any and all body parts they could from their victims. My God...
But this Charlie guy... he's the closest lead the department has had on these two bastards. Apparently these two have been using him as a sort of punching bag. Why? No idea. But if we find Charlie, chances are we'll find "Mr. Pink" and "Mr. Blue".
During the day, it may be all sunshine, fresh apples, and smiles... but come nightfall, the darkness, distraught faces, and rotten apples reveal the true nature of this town.
Name's McBrony, Private Eye. I was called in on a missing person's case involving a lost unicorn named "Charlie". Now this guy Charlie was last seen with two other unicorns, who witnesses described were taking Charlie to someplace called "Candy Mountain". Now I like my sweets as much as the next pony about town, but damned if I've ever heard of any "Candy Mountain".
Apparently Charlie's not the first one to go missing. There's this long wrap sheet about these two as of yet un-named unicorns that are apparently running a black market on illegal organ trafficking. The photos the department showed me nearly caused me to lose my breakfast. Whoever these two sick bastards were, they were practically harvesting any and all body parts they could from their victims. My God...
But this Charlie guy... he's the closest lead the department has had on these two bastards. Apparently these two have been using him as a sort of punching bag. Why? No idea. But if we find Charlie, chances are we'll find "Mr. Pink" and "Mr. Blue".
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