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2012 is coming--the end of the world! How will it end? *evil leer*
I know. I've been plotting it for a long time and mah evil plan is complete!
Be afraid! Moohahahahhhh!
Inspired by the Thursday Prompt by
poetigress
I know. I've been plotting it for a long time and mah evil plan is complete!
Be afraid! Moohahahahhhh!
Inspired by the Thursday Prompt by
poetigressoOo
It’s a year and a bit to the end of the world,
With my evil plan yet to bear fruit.
I’m patient and coy
While suppressing my joy,
Till I’m rolling in all of your loot.
I’m a evil mad plotter, the type that you aught’r
Leave tucked well away in his lair.
You’ll perish real soon
While I watch from the moon—
A witness to all your despair.
As you scurry and panic, your neighbours get manic.
They run to the stores to stockpile
With dry and canned goods
That you know, trust and love,
And the ones that they steal from the aisle.
So it’s off to your place where you travel in haste,
Swerving all over the highway.
A cop or two mushed
And some bikers you crushed…
Mere statistics ignored on this Friday.
Now the world is extinguished… the lights are gone out…
Your net is as dead as your LAN.
You give up all hope
As you struggle and grope
With the ring pulls on top of each can.
For I am the genius who gave you the ringpull
And with that condemn you to death.
An opener would do
But you threw that out too
When my ringpulls took over the earth.
Sing with me!
Oh Moon, Sweet sweet Moon,
Secret base under the stars,
My ring pull patent riches
And my summer home on Mars;
Moon, Sweet Moon,
I can live here all my days,
For my food is all in jars
And I’ve nothing more to—
… say … uh … I can’t unscrew this …
oOo
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