Ballistic Impact: *apparoaches IQ* How are we looking, IQ?

IQ: *is looking at the computer screen* Hmm…so far, so good. We’re down to only four captured individuals that’s left.

Counting Sheep: Make that three. Looks like the guys were able to rescue another one. I swear, man. This is just…too easy.

Bacon Explosion: *enters the headquarters alongside Big Dipper* Yo! We’re back!

Big Dipper: And we’ve brought an ally.

Unnamed Philippine Warty Pig: *looks around* Huh…so THIS is your national headquarters. Seems…legit.

Counting Sheep: Who’s this fine swine over here?

Unnamed Philippine Warty Pig: *to Counting Sheep* Someone that’s back in the game, now that I’m free from F.E.N.R.I.’s clutch. This time I won’t get captured.

Bacon Explosion: How exactly did those rebels capture you to begin with?

Unnamed Philippine Warty Pig: Well, at first, we were all at peace in my homeland. Until all of a sudden, a group of misanthropes in uniform started attacking our archipelagic state. *sadden* It…was horrid.

Big Dipper: *is also sadden as he crosses his arms* It was, actually…

Unnamed Philippine Warty Pig: I wasn’t gonna stand there and just let this all happen. So, I had to do what I had to do.

Counting Sheep: *holds up his fist* Gotta fight for your right, bro!

Unnamed Philippine Warty Pig: Right! Somebody has to stand up to them. While I may have the upper hand I was suddenly attacked by this huge spider in the jungle. Although…it wasn’t like any spider I had ever seen.

Bacon Explosion: What do you mean?

Unnamed Philippine Warty Pig: After I fought it, I got a bit closer to get a glance at this spider. Turns out…it was robotic. Not only that, but it had this insignia on its abdomen. It’s that same insignia I saw on those peaked caps the rebels were wearing. When I got closer, suddenly that spider shot and trapped me in its electrical web right before it met its demise. Unfortunately, those rebels found me and held me captive in one of their capsules.

Ballistic Impact: Of course, that was F.E.N.R.I.’s robotic spider!

IQ: Did F.E.N.R.I. send any more of them there?

Unnamed Philippine Warty Pig: I’m…not quite sure. It was just one that attacked me. However, it could be possible that there might be a few more of these things terrorizing our islands.

Bacon Explosion: Don’t worry. We got your back.

Big Dipper: Perhaps we can be of assistants.

Counting Sheep: I’m coming, too. As they say, “the more the merrier.”

Ballistic Impact: Just so you know…you’re not alone.

Unnamed Philippine Warty Pig: You guys……thank you. I’m glad that I’ve met you all. *turns to Bacon Explosion and Big Dipper* And I also want to thank YOU guys for rescuing me.

Big Dipper: You’re welcome. *questioning* Uh…

Bayani: Bayani. My name is Bayani. Looking forward to going on these wonderful adventures with you guys.