Where I lack in my power over the pen, I more than make up for it with my culinary atrocities. Behold the Meat Cleaver special. A delicate blend of Pizza, cholesterol, bacon and cheese.

1st layer: Meat lovers pizza(crust, sauce, cheese, assorted pepperoni and sausage)

2nd layer: Thick cut strips of peppercorn bacon

3rd layer: Mixed assortment of cheddar and mozzarella Babybel Cheese

4th layer: MORE BACON!!!!! >:U

5th layer: cheese pizza (crust, sauce, cheese)

This abomination was so thick, I could not cut it with a standard pizza cutter, but instead I was left to resort to a Meat Cleaver (as pictured).

Take it from me, this dastardly greaser of a meal was definately worth the obligartory cardiac failure that followefsjakgdsf;dsklhjgkfds;lnbhfkgfln;dgllkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk