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Meet the Infurnationals: Mariano (Iguana Awareness Day)
Name: Mariano
Species: Ctenosaura Hemilopha (Cape Spinytail Iguana)
Age: 48
Likes: Toilet humor, Digimon, Long naps, Bathing, Comics, Keychains, Cocktails, Beaches, Building sandcastles, Handheld game consoles
Dislikes: Wine, Tea, Kinkshaming, Capitalism, Tough guy wannabes, Cyberattack, Stereotypes, Haters
Favorite Food: Chile Relleno
Occupation: Trucker
Birthplace: Mexico
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Warhammer with Hidden Missile Launchers
Title: Blast and Smash Menace
Fursonal Quote: “You guys might wanna leave...I'm about to blow this place up.”
Mr. H: "Y'all already know what time it is - it's National Iguana Awareness Day! Do you like iguanas? Of course, you do! What’s not to love about an aggressive, cold-blooded, reptile with a nasty bite and a powerfully strong tail? Hehe. Now, without further ado, time to introduce a new iguana to the team of IFN. Say hello to this thicc-ass spinytail trucker, Mariano! *notices the shirt* ......Okay, not frontin', but I can't take this dude seriously with that shirt, alongside his trucker cap. Then again, we have several Infurnational members wearing these funny-ass shirts around the building. Heh. Gotta love wacky-ass shirts. Anyway, Mariano isn't much of a talker. I mean, he doesn't communicate much, just you know...going around minding his own business. I'm not saying he's anti-social, he just...feels like he might not be a good friend to anybody around him. On a side note, Mariano does have good taste in anime. I mean, hello! Bro is a HUGE Digimon fan! Let alone lowkey a gamer. Now, aside from trucking, gaming...and dumping, Mariano is a pretty capable fighter for a truck driver. In fact, on the battlefield, he wields a warhammer...WITH MISSILE LAUNCHERS HIDDEN WITHIN IT! Real shit! As far as delivering blows on his enemies via smashing and bashing, Mariano will launch a pack of missiles upon multiple enemies blasting them all to kingdom come. Oh, and one more thing - if you let this guy use your toilet, you uh...might want to wait about a month before going in there."
Species: Ctenosaura Hemilopha (Cape Spinytail Iguana)
Age: 48
Likes: Toilet humor, Digimon, Long naps, Bathing, Comics, Keychains, Cocktails, Beaches, Building sandcastles, Handheld game consoles
Dislikes: Wine, Tea, Kinkshaming, Capitalism, Tough guy wannabes, Cyberattack, Stereotypes, Haters
Favorite Food: Chile Relleno
Occupation: Trucker
Birthplace: Mexico
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Warhammer with Hidden Missile Launchers
Title: Blast and Smash Menace
Fursonal Quote: “You guys might wanna leave...I'm about to blow this place up.”
Mr. H: "Y'all already know what time it is - it's National Iguana Awareness Day! Do you like iguanas? Of course, you do! What’s not to love about an aggressive, cold-blooded, reptile with a nasty bite and a powerfully strong tail? Hehe. Now, without further ado, time to introduce a new iguana to the team of IFN. Say hello to this thicc-ass spinytail trucker, Mariano! *notices the shirt* ......Okay, not frontin', but I can't take this dude seriously with that shirt, alongside his trucker cap. Then again, we have several Infurnational members wearing these funny-ass shirts around the building. Heh. Gotta love wacky-ass shirts. Anyway, Mariano isn't much of a talker. I mean, he doesn't communicate much, just you know...going around minding his own business. I'm not saying he's anti-social, he just...feels like he might not be a good friend to anybody around him. On a side note, Mariano does have good taste in anime. I mean, hello! Bro is a HUGE Digimon fan! Let alone lowkey a gamer. Now, aside from trucking, gaming...and dumping, Mariano is a pretty capable fighter for a truck driver. In fact, on the battlefield, he wields a warhammer...WITH MISSILE LAUNCHERS HIDDEN WITHIN IT! Real shit! As far as delivering blows on his enemies via smashing and bashing, Mariano will launch a pack of missiles upon multiple enemies blasting them all to kingdom come. Oh, and one more thing - if you let this guy use your toilet, you uh...might want to wait about a month before going in there."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Iguana
Size 1909 x 1930px
File Size 2.47 MB
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