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After Evaline's attempt to join a gym had proven massively embarrassing, she resolved never to go back to that specific place.
She looked for another place to be athletic and hopefully pick up some hunky guy that would look past her lack of boobs to her great ass. And she found a community center! That had classes!
The hyena guy teaching skating was JUSTWHATTHEDOCTORORDERED. Evaline drooled a little, imagining a skating lesson. Her wobbling around, uncertainly. His strong hands grabbig her shoulders to keep her steady. And maybe kissing? One could only hope!
Evaline signed up for the skating class. She signed the hell up!
And she bought a cute pink skating outfit, pink skates, and a pink helmet so she very definitely would not be confused for a guy, definitely, for sure!
"Hey! It's my shower buddy!" called Miss Booby Bigbreasts when Evaline arrived for the first lesson.
The same busty lizard who had embarrassed her at the gym was also in her skating class? Why did the universe hate her? wondered Evaline.
"Oh. Hello. You. Are you taking this class too?" Evaline asked, with forced cheerfulness.
The woman, Nala Something apparently, laughed. "I'm a little too advanced for Skating 101 For Babies and Beginners!"
Which was the actual name of the class but Evaline wasn't ashamed of taking a beginners class that also happened to be for babies!
"The teacher, Ed, is actually a buddy of mine. We skate together! Annnnnd he accidentally skated into an open manhole and broke both ankles and one of his clavicles. Not sure how it happened. I was skating in front and I guess something distracted him. Anyway, he asked me to teach his class for him! He said an iguana kid enrolled who seemed SUPER into learning to skate. I guess he meant you?"
"I guess so," said Evaline, sour about that entire explanation.
"Anyway, no time like the present. Let's hit the streets!"
"The streets? I don't even know how to stand up in these things yet! I thought day 1 would be JUST learning that!"
"Learn by doing! Skate before you can walk~!"
She hoisted Evaline to her feet and pushed her out the door.
--
"I HATE THIIIIIIIS!! I'M GONNA FAAAAAAALL!!!" Evaline wailed.
Propelled by Nala, the two lizards were zipping down the street. Evaline was wobbling around on her skates but Nala's merciless hands on her shoulder kept her upright. At some point, Evaline's glasses bounced right off her head but she was too worried about falling to notice.
"Don't worry, I'm right behind you!" Nala blithely reassured.
"I changed my mind, I don't want to skate! I'm happy being a couch potato!!"
"That's just the first day jitters!"
"I'm gonna faaaall!" Evaline repeated, her voice quavering.
"You're not going to-"
Evaline's skated foot slipped out from beneath her and she slipped out from beneath Nala's hands. She twirled around uncontrollably and then started to fall. Her hands lashed out, trying to grasp anything to save herself.
Her hand grabbed Nala's top and pulled it down as she fell. The busty lizard's breasts bounced free, pink nipples exposed for everyone to see. And all of Evaline's screaming had attracted quite a number of eyes.
"Oh. I guess you ARE going to fall," Nala said, slowing down. She tried to pull her top back up but Evaline was still hanging off it.
"Whats the deal with all the screaming bloody murder?" demanded a police officer.
"Near as I can figure," said a bystander. "That hot lizard milf is teaching her teen son to skate and its all gone a little slapstick with some public indencency to boot."
"Well, that's no crime. Alright, move it along. Nothing to see here."
"Except the nice lizard boobs," said the bystander.
"That goes without saying."
Evaline groaned at being mistaken for a kid. Was all the pink worth nothing?? She let go of Nala's top and flopped the rest of the way to the ground.
"Next manhole we pass just throw me in and let me die."
Nala pulled her top back up over her boobs, blushing a little at the attention. But it was her student's feelings that were most important here. She yanked Evaline back to her feet.
"Aw, cheer up! Everybody falls their first day! Let's try again!"
"Noooooooooo!" Evaline moaned.
But Nala was already pushing her down the street again.
---
Evaline Churchell and Nala Garsten owned by me
Art by Kirby Meadors
She looked for another place to be athletic and hopefully pick up some hunky guy that would look past her lack of boobs to her great ass. And she found a community center! That had classes!
The hyena guy teaching skating was JUSTWHATTHEDOCTORORDERED. Evaline drooled a little, imagining a skating lesson. Her wobbling around, uncertainly. His strong hands grabbig her shoulders to keep her steady. And maybe kissing? One could only hope!
Evaline signed up for the skating class. She signed the hell up!
And she bought a cute pink skating outfit, pink skates, and a pink helmet so she very definitely would not be confused for a guy, definitely, for sure!
"Hey! It's my shower buddy!" called Miss Booby Bigbreasts when Evaline arrived for the first lesson.
The same busty lizard who had embarrassed her at the gym was also in her skating class? Why did the universe hate her? wondered Evaline.
"Oh. Hello. You. Are you taking this class too?" Evaline asked, with forced cheerfulness.
The woman, Nala Something apparently, laughed. "I'm a little too advanced for Skating 101 For Babies and Beginners!"
Which was the actual name of the class but Evaline wasn't ashamed of taking a beginners class that also happened to be for babies!
"The teacher, Ed, is actually a buddy of mine. We skate together! Annnnnd he accidentally skated into an open manhole and broke both ankles and one of his clavicles. Not sure how it happened. I was skating in front and I guess something distracted him. Anyway, he asked me to teach his class for him! He said an iguana kid enrolled who seemed SUPER into learning to skate. I guess he meant you?"
"I guess so," said Evaline, sour about that entire explanation.
"Anyway, no time like the present. Let's hit the streets!"
"The streets? I don't even know how to stand up in these things yet! I thought day 1 would be JUST learning that!"
"Learn by doing! Skate before you can walk~!"
She hoisted Evaline to her feet and pushed her out the door.
--
"I HATE THIIIIIIIS!! I'M GONNA FAAAAAAALL!!!" Evaline wailed.
Propelled by Nala, the two lizards were zipping down the street. Evaline was wobbling around on her skates but Nala's merciless hands on her shoulder kept her upright. At some point, Evaline's glasses bounced right off her head but she was too worried about falling to notice.
"Don't worry, I'm right behind you!" Nala blithely reassured.
"I changed my mind, I don't want to skate! I'm happy being a couch potato!!"
"That's just the first day jitters!"
"I'm gonna faaaall!" Evaline repeated, her voice quavering.
"You're not going to-"
Evaline's skated foot slipped out from beneath her and she slipped out from beneath Nala's hands. She twirled around uncontrollably and then started to fall. Her hands lashed out, trying to grasp anything to save herself.
Her hand grabbed Nala's top and pulled it down as she fell. The busty lizard's breasts bounced free, pink nipples exposed for everyone to see. And all of Evaline's screaming had attracted quite a number of eyes.
"Oh. I guess you ARE going to fall," Nala said, slowing down. She tried to pull her top back up but Evaline was still hanging off it.
"Whats the deal with all the screaming bloody murder?" demanded a police officer.
"Near as I can figure," said a bystander. "That hot lizard milf is teaching her teen son to skate and its all gone a little slapstick with some public indencency to boot."
"Well, that's no crime. Alright, move it along. Nothing to see here."
"Except the nice lizard boobs," said the bystander.
"That goes without saying."
Evaline groaned at being mistaken for a kid. Was all the pink worth nothing?? She let go of Nala's top and flopped the rest of the way to the ground.
"Next manhole we pass just throw me in and let me die."
Nala pulled her top back up over her boobs, blushing a little at the attention. But it was her student's feelings that were most important here. She yanked Evaline back to her feet.
"Aw, cheer up! Everybody falls their first day! Let's try again!"
"Noooooooooo!" Evaline moaned.
But Nala was already pushing her down the street again.
---
Evaline Churchell and Nala Garsten owned by me
Art by Kirby Meadors
Category All / All
Species Lizard
Size 1969 x 1871px
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