But what if I want to make my work more fun and pleasurable?

Then your job is probably something illegal.

It is? Sweet Jesus, Terry Pratchett must be some kind of crime lord, then!

Yes, yes he is <.<
Obviously, one cannot make a character that is smarter than oneself - at least not without abusing 'informed ability' - and it's generally accepted you can't have 'exact equals' because it's infinitely improbable, so he has to be smarter than Vetinari... And seriously, if you're smarter than the guy who made a crime capital into an organized dictatorship with guilds and so on, then I'm SURE you must be able to become a crime lord and still write books in the spare time.

If you ignore the obvious fallacy in that argument, then it's absolutely genius. Good thinking!

Hey, don't point out the fallacies! You're ruining the logic-trap >:3

But yeah, there's of course a fallacy x3

It's fun to occasionally Fast-Talk someone into missing a fallacy, though, and then watching their '...What you just said goes against the very idea of Logic, but I can't find anything wrong with it' face :P

this is a warning to all tooth fairies out there!

Yeah, who'd thunk being jumped on repeatedly by a hippo while you're wearing latex isn't covered by insurance?

Yay!!!! I'm sure I'll bounce back when I get out of the hospital.

The worst part is that the EMTs had to cut him out of the suit to get their job done.

Me and my friends saw a platypus. Me and my friends made a comic book- and guess how long it took?