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yeah he's got short legs, so what? They're goodlegs
Category Artwork (Digital) / Doodle
Species Dog (Other)
Size 247 x 388px
File Size 7.3 kB
Goodlegs? Do they go well with potatoes and rutabaga? He so ADORABLE that I just want to run after him screaming "THE BRITS ARE COMING", and when I finally get him I'll put a gigantic tea pot over his head and tear his legs off. Because they are so GOOD!
Sometimes I have nightmares about being on an abandoned fishing boat. I try to find out what happened and I suddenly hear this squeaking sound. Trying to locate the source of the sound I look everywhere, but I forget to look up. So slowly this legless man descend down towards me, his two muscular stumps aiming for my throat. And with a soft bumb he lands on me and uses his stumps to strangle me, suffocating me. I manages to escape and falls over the railings and into the ocean. There I see a floating mattress and pulls my wet and terrified body up on it so I can paddle to the shore. But the floating mattress won't move, it stays by the boat. A little bit later the legless man crawls up on the railing, and with a powerful push with his arms followed by a loug "HHHNGH" he jumps over and lands on me again. There he exhale all the air he have in his lungs, wraps his stumps around my neck again, rolls off the floating mattress and sinks down in the ocean with me in his death grip. We sink deeper and deeper into the cold, lifeless darkness. Into a new world of unknown terrors. And the last thing I see before the weak sunbeams disappears is the insane look on his face and his long hair flowing out like death silk. Forever forgotten, taken away by the mysterious legless man.
This is what I get in my head when I see mr. Goodlegs. Why do you do this to me, Voln? WHY?
(Btw, do you like rutabaga? I just LOVE rutabaga.)
Sometimes I have nightmares about being on an abandoned fishing boat. I try to find out what happened and I suddenly hear this squeaking sound. Trying to locate the source of the sound I look everywhere, but I forget to look up. So slowly this legless man descend down towards me, his two muscular stumps aiming for my throat. And with a soft bumb he lands on me and uses his stumps to strangle me, suffocating me. I manages to escape and falls over the railings and into the ocean. There I see a floating mattress and pulls my wet and terrified body up on it so I can paddle to the shore. But the floating mattress won't move, it stays by the boat. A little bit later the legless man crawls up on the railing, and with a powerful push with his arms followed by a loug "HHHNGH" he jumps over and lands on me again. There he exhale all the air he have in his lungs, wraps his stumps around my neck again, rolls off the floating mattress and sinks down in the ocean with me in his death grip. We sink deeper and deeper into the cold, lifeless darkness. Into a new world of unknown terrors. And the last thing I see before the weak sunbeams disappears is the insane look on his face and his long hair flowing out like death silk. Forever forgotten, taken away by the mysterious legless man.
This is what I get in my head when I see mr. Goodlegs. Why do you do this to me, Voln? WHY?
(Btw, do you like rutabaga? I just LOVE rutabaga.)
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