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JT Excites a Small Animal
"Doby the Dog was strolling by through the park merrily, as was his custom every morning, not a care in the whole world.
'Man, it's great being a dog!' Doby yipped excitedly. 'Every day is a beautiful new day! Stuff to smell, things to pee on, female dogs to sniff, plants to pee on, sticks and rocks to sniff and possibly pee on, dirt to-'
Suddenly Doby stopped mid-monologue, as something bright had caught his attention over in the corner... something bright... and ORANGE.
'Oh what in the FUCK?!' Doby snarled angrily. 'That thing is ORANGE... I fuckin' HATE ORANGE! I am so going to BARK the SHIT outta that!'
With that proclamation, Doby began to bark furiously, though his tiny size made his most threatening and profane of remarks sound comical and harmless. Still, he would not be fazed until that orange thing had been barked at to DEATH!
Doby barked for 17 minutes and 10 seconds and then stopped. He assumed he had barked the thing to death since its expression had not changed the entire time, leading Doby to believe it had died of shock with its eyes wide open and mouth grinning derpishly in its final moments of being alive while orange.
Feeling accomplished and satisfied with his performance, Doby gave a loud 'HMPH! That'll teach ya to be ORANGE!' and turned his nose up at the orange invader, continuing his stroll, only to run directly into another strange being... a giant fox..... which was ORANGE.
'Oh goddammit...' Doby snorted. 'This is going to be a loooong morning.'
'Man, it's great being a dog!' Doby yipped excitedly. 'Every day is a beautiful new day! Stuff to smell, things to pee on, female dogs to sniff, plants to pee on, sticks and rocks to sniff and possibly pee on, dirt to-'
Suddenly Doby stopped mid-monologue, as something bright had caught his attention over in the corner... something bright... and ORANGE.
'Oh what in the FUCK?!' Doby snarled angrily. 'That thing is ORANGE... I fuckin' HATE ORANGE! I am so going to BARK the SHIT outta that!'
With that proclamation, Doby began to bark furiously, though his tiny size made his most threatening and profane of remarks sound comical and harmless. Still, he would not be fazed until that orange thing had been barked at to DEATH!
Doby barked for 17 minutes and 10 seconds and then stopped. He assumed he had barked the thing to death since its expression had not changed the entire time, leading Doby to believe it had died of shock with its eyes wide open and mouth grinning derpishly in its final moments of being alive while orange.
Feeling accomplished and satisfied with his performance, Doby gave a loud 'HMPH! That'll teach ya to be ORANGE!' and turned his nose up at the orange invader, continuing his stroll, only to run directly into another strange being... a giant fox..... which was ORANGE.
'Oh goddammit...' Doby snorted. 'This is going to be a loooong morning.'
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http://cheezburger.com/BlackJoker/l.....iew/4539604736 a friend dared me to make this >.>
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