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Meet the Infurnationals: Pedro (Mexican Independence Day)
Name: Pedro
Species: Ctenosaura Acanthura (Mexican Spiny-Tailed Iguana)
Age: 53
Likes: Sun Tanning, Belfies, Flatulence humor, Mooning, Teasing, Foot massage, Juggling, Cartoons, Dancing, Telling jokes
Dislikes: Stereotypes, Fascism, Colonialism, Tea, Misogyny, Abuse, Toxic masculinity, Country music, Polka, K-Pop
Favorite Food: Menudo (soup)
Occupation: Trucker
Birthplace: Mexico
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Club and Hammer, Harenkinesis
Title: Spiny Sand Soldier
Fursonal Quote: “All good stories start in Mexico.”
Mr. H: "Raise your hand if you thought Cinco de Mayo was a Mexican holiday......congratulations, you clowned yourself! Cinco de Mayo is NOT ACTUALLY A FEDERAL HOLIDAY! Mexican Independence Day is the REAL DEAL, bro! And THAT'S what is being celebrated today, ya feel me?! This holiday commemorates the important event back in 1810 - the War of Independence from Spain that was set in motion when the priest rang the bell and delivered a powerful speech in the village of Dolores. THAT speech is known as the Grito de Dolores - Cry of Dolores in English. Even the President of Mexico rang the same bell and recited the Grito de Dolores speech. After a brutal war of Mexican Independence, Spain recognized Mexico as an independent country and withdrew in 1821 on August 24th. And get this, Mexican Independence Day is a huge nationwide celebration that has developed in over 200 years. Pretty mindblowing, isn't it? And if you don't know, now you know. Alright, now let's get it started in here! Time to introduce another new Infurnational member from Mexico! It's another trucking daddiguana, say "Hola" to this thicc scaly boi, Pedro! He seems pretty cute despite that he's in his fifties. Although, he can be quite a pooter. And he loooooves a good foot massage. Quite a sociable one despite he doesn't quite talk much. Still, he's pretty much like a father figure to those in Mexico. Let alone DILF material. Hehehahahahahaaa! Other than that, he's a pretty cool, pretty chill spiny-tailed daddiguana. Although, try not to stand or get behind him too long if you know what I'm talking about. Hehe. Now, Pedro may be a trucker on the outside...but he's a warrior on the inside. As you can see, he has both his giant hammer and a triple spike-balled club, alongside harenkinesis - SANDBENDING! Although, here's something unique about this trucking fighter. While smashing and bashing with his club and hammer by hand...he can also smash and bash BY SAND! What do I mean by that? Pedro will drop both his weapons on the ground, and create giant sand hands to wield them in battle! Kinda like a "Wii Remote & Nunchuck" sort of thing."
Species: Ctenosaura Acanthura (Mexican Spiny-Tailed Iguana)
Age: 53
Likes: Sun Tanning, Belfies, Flatulence humor, Mooning, Teasing, Foot massage, Juggling, Cartoons, Dancing, Telling jokes
Dislikes: Stereotypes, Fascism, Colonialism, Tea, Misogyny, Abuse, Toxic masculinity, Country music, Polka, K-Pop
Favorite Food: Menudo (soup)
Occupation: Trucker
Birthplace: Mexico
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Club and Hammer, Harenkinesis
Title: Spiny Sand Soldier
Fursonal Quote: “All good stories start in Mexico.”
Mr. H: "Raise your hand if you thought Cinco de Mayo was a Mexican holiday......congratulations, you clowned yourself! Cinco de Mayo is NOT ACTUALLY A FEDERAL HOLIDAY! Mexican Independence Day is the REAL DEAL, bro! And THAT'S what is being celebrated today, ya feel me?! This holiday commemorates the important event back in 1810 - the War of Independence from Spain that was set in motion when the priest rang the bell and delivered a powerful speech in the village of Dolores. THAT speech is known as the Grito de Dolores - Cry of Dolores in English. Even the President of Mexico rang the same bell and recited the Grito de Dolores speech. After a brutal war of Mexican Independence, Spain recognized Mexico as an independent country and withdrew in 1821 on August 24th. And get this, Mexican Independence Day is a huge nationwide celebration that has developed in over 200 years. Pretty mindblowing, isn't it? And if you don't know, now you know. Alright, now let's get it started in here! Time to introduce another new Infurnational member from Mexico! It's another trucking daddiguana, say "Hola" to this thicc scaly boi, Pedro! He seems pretty cute despite that he's in his fifties. Although, he can be quite a pooter. And he loooooves a good foot massage. Quite a sociable one despite he doesn't quite talk much. Still, he's pretty much like a father figure to those in Mexico. Let alone DILF material. Hehehahahahahaaa! Other than that, he's a pretty cool, pretty chill spiny-tailed daddiguana. Although, try not to stand or get behind him too long if you know what I'm talking about. Hehe. Now, Pedro may be a trucker on the outside...but he's a warrior on the inside. As you can see, he has both his giant hammer and a triple spike-balled club, alongside harenkinesis - SANDBENDING! Although, here's something unique about this trucking fighter. While smashing and bashing with his club and hammer by hand...he can also smash and bash BY SAND! What do I mean by that? Pedro will drop both his weapons on the ground, and create giant sand hands to wield them in battle! Kinda like a "Wii Remote & Nunchuck" sort of thing."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Iguana
Size 1901 x 1939px
File Size 2.85 MB
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