Dixie fixing the DLC [2023-D]
The Mario Kart 8 DLC character selection from the last direct was almost perfect... Almost... I knew how I would fix it tho~
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Yup, the perfect addition, 3 returning characters, each representing one game, Double Dash!!, Wii and Tour... and then Tour again representing the Mario game people loathed the most from the New Super Mario Series, that fits so well!
Honestly, if they wanted someone else to represent Tour they could have used King Bob-Omb, or anyone else that was not a 5th Peach.
Honestly, if they wanted someone else to represent Tour they could have used King Bob-Omb, or anyone else that was not a 5th Peach.
The mindless mindset of Nintendo: "Let's add some of the most pointless characters to MK8 Deluxe in Mario Kart history to the roster like Metal Mario, "Metal Gold Peach", Cat Mario, Cat Peach and now Peachette. We have an entire arsenal of Mario characters at out disposal like adding Harriet, a fan-favorite bunny girl villian from Mario Odyssey, Geno from Super Mario RPG, King Bob-omb, Vivian from TTYD, Paratroopa, one of the Pinata people from Mario Sunshine and yes most definitely Dixie Kong. However im our tiny brain mindset in charge of one of the most popular Mario franchises in the world this is all we could come up with. We'll have 5 different versions total soon of Peach instead of just making them all skins to avoid taking up character slots."
It's kinda insane how they didn't add Dixie after they have been trying to make her one of the four most important Kongs currently, she was in Tropical Freeze, the Mario Movie, the new Lego sets and... in... Mother Fucking Mario Kart Tour... What the hell???
See what I mean. All of that wasted potential to add in more worthwhile characters, but they decided to go the Smash Bros route and take inspiration from Fire Emblem and add in pretty much echo racers. It's downright annoying, BUT Funky Kong at least will be in.
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