Meet the Infurnationals: Cristobal (Fiestas Patrias - Chile)
Name: Cristobal
Species: Asno
Age: 58
Likes: His three daughters, Action RPGs, Tactical role-playing games, Cartoons, Crime drama films, Gardening, Fountains
Dislikes: Rape, Sexism, Pedophiles, Ableists, Ageism, Scammers, Hackers, Racial injustice, Tea, Being interrupted
Favorite Food: Caldillo de Congrio
Occupation: Data Analyst
Birthplace: Chile
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Twin Pistols, Rifle, and Sabre
Title: Data-Retrieving Assassin
Fursonal Quote: “If it's data you want, it's data you're gonna get.”
Mr. H: "It's the 18th of September! So...what does that mean? I'll tell ya what it means - September 18th...is the Fiestas Patrias of Chile! This date marks the beginning of the Chilean Independence after fighting off Spain back in 1810. This national holiday is also referred to as “Dieciocho” by Chileans themselves. That means “Eighteen” in Spanish. And now, the moment you've all been waiting for! You've met Daddy Cool, now get ready for this new Chilean member on the team! Introducing, Cristobal! This grandpapi donkey may be old as shit, but there's more to him than meets the eye. Cristobal is a heccin' wise and intelligent GDILF donkey. I mean, the fact that this dude is a data analyst. IT furries, represent! Hehe. On a side note, he can be overprotective...I mean, when it comes to his daughters, that is. Mess with any of his children, and you'll wind up in the hospital. No joke, despite being old Cristobal can REALLY knock the shit out ya! Hell, in fact, this one time one of his daughters got molested. When Cristobal saw that pedo in court, ho-hooooooo wee! He charged at that guy like they bullfighting. Bro pummeled that molester's face like a potato. Despite that he and his daughters got their justice, Cristobal shouldn't beat himself about how he failed as a father. He's a great, cool, and very protective dad to have around. His fists are one thing, but his sabre, rifle, and twin pistols...that's another story. As Cristobal takes on F.E.N.R.I., he'll use his trusty rifle and dual pistols to gun 'em down and his sabre to cut off their heads. Heh. Who knew someone so old could be so...bloodthirty?"
Species: Asno
Age: 58
Likes: His three daughters, Action RPGs, Tactical role-playing games, Cartoons, Crime drama films, Gardening, Fountains
Dislikes: Rape, Sexism, Pedophiles, Ableists, Ageism, Scammers, Hackers, Racial injustice, Tea, Being interrupted
Favorite Food: Caldillo de Congrio
Occupation: Data Analyst
Birthplace: Chile
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Twin Pistols, Rifle, and Sabre
Title: Data-Retrieving Assassin
Fursonal Quote: “If it's data you want, it's data you're gonna get.”
Mr. H: "It's the 18th of September! So...what does that mean? I'll tell ya what it means - September 18th...is the Fiestas Patrias of Chile! This date marks the beginning of the Chilean Independence after fighting off Spain back in 1810. This national holiday is also referred to as “Dieciocho” by Chileans themselves. That means “Eighteen” in Spanish. And now, the moment you've all been waiting for! You've met Daddy Cool, now get ready for this new Chilean member on the team! Introducing, Cristobal! This grandpapi donkey may be old as shit, but there's more to him than meets the eye. Cristobal is a heccin' wise and intelligent GDILF donkey. I mean, the fact that this dude is a data analyst. IT furries, represent! Hehe. On a side note, he can be overprotective...I mean, when it comes to his daughters, that is. Mess with any of his children, and you'll wind up in the hospital. No joke, despite being old Cristobal can REALLY knock the shit out ya! Hell, in fact, this one time one of his daughters got molested. When Cristobal saw that pedo in court, ho-hooooooo wee! He charged at that guy like they bullfighting. Bro pummeled that molester's face like a potato. Despite that he and his daughters got their justice, Cristobal shouldn't beat himself about how he failed as a father. He's a great, cool, and very protective dad to have around. His fists are one thing, but his sabre, rifle, and twin pistols...that's another story. As Cristobal takes on F.E.N.R.I., he'll use his trusty rifle and dual pistols to gun 'em down and his sabre to cut off their heads. Heh. Who knew someone so old could be so...bloodthirty?"
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Donkey / Mule
Size 1694 x 2175px
File Size 2.4 MB
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