What does Tepig become?

Take your pick: http://www.pokemonaus.com/wp-conten.....-9857Tepig.jpg

Snorlax wants the it to evolve only once for a second time he be the one getting raped then. :P

Well, that's when we stuck the everstone up his butt XD

Among other things then again he must learn to use both ends so at least his mouth is available :P

it's ok, that's why snorlax is here, to help him learn multitask .3

while the trainer video tapes

I was a bit apprehensive about picking Tepig, but to me he was just better than the other two.

Then he evolved, and  theodwulf looked over my shoulder.

"Is...Is that pig wearing a wrestling singlet and flexing?"

"...Yes. Yes he is."

Ohhh yes he is :D

seeing Snolax holding lots of condom, naughty~

You know what they say about pokemon and their owners XD

lol snorlax is prepared. i hope those condoms are burn proof

you think the insides of fire pokemon are on fire too? ouch

No, just really hot. Kinda like the after evolution pic will look like.

lol im sure they can make their insides get really hot if they wanted. XD upside tho if its winter?

Urgh
SAMUROTT FTW
HE WILL WATER YO ASS >:C

It's ok, that's why I always have cute Electivire near :3

It's why my samurott knows earthquake :3c

Ahahahahaha
it's fun because I actually gave electivire ice punch to do the same thing to other people.

I guess once Tepig is big enough, I will teach him something interesting too :3

Bitches can't handle my Sawsbuck.
I took out the flying type gym leader with it only 3 levels above hers :3c

I'm very picky on my pokemon. They have to look gooooood ;)

Sawsbuck is awesome. It has 4 forms, 3 of which are AWESOME and one of which is pretty cool.

But.... can he cuddle you back like a big sexy snorlax? :3

Fuck dat, you can RIDE him!
And I guess you could hug him too :3

This has SO much truth to it. :) I'm glad to see someone thinking along the same lines as me.... ;)

Cept you made it all super hot cause they're basically telling him ahead of time.... and that's hot!

Great job and hilarious!

Oh, you know us perverts, we love that uneasy sensation :3

*grins nods and wags*! :)

And we should swap friend codes or something!

Sure, as soon as I get mine. I'm playing around 40 minutes a day. It's gonna take time. Heck, I still have Teping unevolved :P

hahaha, pedo trainer y snorlax. (diria lo mismo si tuviera un charmander)

Hey!

Hay que esperar a que evolucione, que asi no es tan cute :U

Es mas como estar al lado de alguien el dia que cumple los 18 :3

hahahhaa, bien dicho.

Snorlax has always been my favorite pokemon

I have been called Snorlax IRL XD

And totoro :3

I thought Fighting beats Normal...?

Not when Normal is lvl 60 XD

Oh you.

...

I'm already doing it.

Raping your pokemon? XD

I want that snorlax!

But he is my snorlax.... :U

Fine, I will lend him to you

Yay!!

Pedoslax?
d:

I said it somewhere else, but it's more like patiently waiting for the 18th birthday to happen XD

LOL! XD
Awesome ^^

Mal hecho. Mal, muy mal hecho... No tendrías que haberselo dicho, ahora está acojonado y se tragará una piedra eterna y no evolucionará. LOL

Como se nota que has entrenado a este Snorlax, seguro que te ha copiado todos los vicios. XD

Y de donde va a conseguir una pierda eterna?

El pobrecito no tiene chances :D

SHOW US WHEN HE EVOLVES! NAWWW CAESAR! The internetz will never be complete without the snorlax 34!

Only somewhat decent thing I found with a quick search:

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/.....search=snorlax

lol I hadn't noticed the condoms in the bw one ;)

They weren't there. Two different guys didn't get FUCK as being sexual, so I decided to add them so I could convey the idea :3

yeah i picked Pokabu (tepig) myself. his third evolution looks awesome.

I know, and the second one is cute too :3

Sorry, but i like snivy more >,=,>

...not a bad piece of art tho

Think of it this way, we won't have to fight when picking starter pokemons XD

true X3

And I get the upper hand if we fight :D

Not... really. I always have a water type and a psychic type on my team :D meaning you send out your piggy all out want :P

Well, he still has the upper hand over snivy XD

Until he evolves, he can always be the condom...

I know when my perverseness is outranked XD

Yup, very true. I also chose Tepig as my starter. I'm not letting him evolve beyond Pignite though <3

God I know, pignite is soo cute

I think I might let him evolve, but get me a ditto to rape him and then have also a Pignite :3

It's way better than that otter with horse dick tattoo on its belly =3

Once you see it, it can't be hidden again

lol

All too true my friend, all too true.

Dehehehe XD

Wow!!! Snorlax's gonna gone wild.

Ohh yeah ;)

Haha, nice. XD

Tepig was a hard choice, but I had to go with the water pokemon for mine though. But seriously, Oshawott? The japanese name was so much better. Oh well, gonna enjoy my Pokemon Black nuzlocke run with my Admiral Bo. :3

...

Just looked at the evolutions for the starters and Tepig's line was totally the hotness. I kinda feel bad, but at least using surf will make sense for me.

Well, I love me piggies, even if I usually go for water too

Pigs and boars are always nice. It's just that the piggy was a fire-type starter so its evolutions got the obligatory hotness that all of the fire starters get. But that attribute combined with a porcine pokémon...just wow.

But yeah, I've always gone with water. I just love the type. Plus most of them get to learn ice moves as well and that's pretty neat.

(Rereading this comment it seems strange, but it's too late/early to make it make more sense, sorry.)

*dumps Everstone in Aprijuice container along with Pink Apricorns*
*starts running around at cheetah speed*

Amusing.

I am think that's against small defenseless mammals lib.

Not once he evolves :D

rough hot pig sex

Pignite > Emboar

I might get to that later XD

happily waiting for it :)

He knew what he was in for when he signed up.

Mmmm, Snorlax... and promise of Snorlax/Emboar sex :D

What is this? :D
Don't scare poor Tepig!
He is so damn cute, he don't have to evolve... after that he will be... big... and strong... and hot...
Hot I mean... you know fire type, things like that :D
Still... Emboar is strong, my Tepig evolved yesterday :3

Mine's a pignite so far

Maybe we could play together someday ;)

I'm far far behind on it, still fighting around the cold store house XD

I don't have so much time to play, so I'm not so far ahead of you :P
I will fight for the seventh badge soon.
Still... If you would be interested then you know where to find me :P It'll be fun to try for sure ^^

if I get the time I will go around giving away my pokemon friend number

I laughed, lol.

Well, that guy is really cute on the evolutions.

Good old Tepig we should have a battle one day i bet you i can beat you.

I'm sure you can. Work forced me to leave my Pokemon white unattended. I think I still have like 5 badges.

For real look i only have 6 cause of school and work.

Snorlax has condoms?

Well, you can't go barebacking any pokemon you pick on the road! :U

LMFAO XD that is so epic and random!!

Thanks XD

NP!! =3

At least he'll be fucked safely?

lol XD

this is epic win!

Thanks :D

you are very welcome!

^ - ^

*hugs*

See it's pictures like this that give Christians and Team Plasma the wrong idea. Damn religious extremists have to try and control how trainers and pokemon get along. I'm for equality! I'll fuck my Munchlax all day, he loves my cock.

*sudden glance at image*
..... I GET IT NOW!

tepig u screwed -feeds tepig 9 rare candies and gets some popcorn and watches as he evolves pulls out lots of chairs- anyone want some popcorn and there's front row seats of the newly evolved tepig bout to get raped

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb.....7/7c/Woody.jpg

Well, I won't pretend it's a good joke, I wrote it like six years ago.
But it has to do with the idea of Tepig having Emboar as his evolution, and Snorlax being so eager he is already holding a pack of condoms for when it happens,

big jiggly panda?