Colossus: *enters the headquarters alongside Akbar and Hasan* Hello…?

Akbar: Hey, anybody in here…?!

Hasan: Hmm…seems like no one is here at the moment.

Unnamed Esfahan Mouflon: *enters the headquarters* So, this is your secret headquarters? …Huh, neat.

Mr. H: Yooooo! *approaches* Colossus! Akbar! Hasan! *sees an unknown ram next to them* Aaaand…Carl Hendricks?

Unnamed Esfahan Mouflon: Excuse me?

Akbar: Pfffthahahahahahahahaha! *stops laughing and sighs* …uh, I understood that reference.

Unnamed Esfahan Mouflon: Wait, who the hell is Carl? I’m not Carl.

Mr. H: Well, anyways, what brings you here, new recruit?

Unnamed Esfahan Mouflon: Recruit? …Well, for starters, I was at my job. Then just when I was about to head to the bathroom I heard all these rumbling noises. I thought it was my stomach, at first…but it sounded like it came from outside. Turns out we were being under attack.

Mr. H: Lemme guess…it was F.E.N.R.I., wasn’t it?

Unnamed Esfahan Mouflon: F.E.N.R.I.? Is THAT who they are - the ones with the symbol of a one-eyed wolf? Come to think of it, I’ve been hearing a lot about those assholes. The moment I stepped outside and a few seconds later my fatass is surrounded by those rebellious scumbags. I just knew that I wouldn’t stand a chance taking all of them on. The next thing I know is that they held me captive and put me in one of the capsules. *sigh* Honestly, I should’ve seen this coming…

Hasan: No need for self-pity, my friend. At least we were able to help get you out and escape.

Akbar: If we didn’t, then who knows what those bastards might do to you.

Unnamed Esfahan Mouflon: Yeeaaah. I’ll admit, you three did get me out of a pickle. Thanks. I owe you all one.

Colossus: So what now?

Unnamed Esfahan Mouflon: What now? Now I’m going to give those sinful mortals a piece of my mind! They’re going to wish they never messed with me! *stomach grumbles*

Mr. H: Da hell was that?

Unnamed Esfahan Mouflon: That…was my stomach…

Akbar: What? Are you hungry?

Unnamed Esfahan Mouflon: No…this is different. Uhh, any chance you guys got a bathroom in here? In retrospect, I never got a chance to go…not after all this has happened to me.

Mr. H: *points backwards* Upstairs.

Unnamed Esfahan Mouflon: Thanks. *walks off but stops* Oh, by the way…

Mr. H: Hm?

Ashraf: My name’s not Carl. It’s Ashraf. *walks off*

Mr. H: Ashraf, huh? Heh. That’s a cool name. Good to have you on board…Ashraf. Oh! And make sure you use the air freshener when you’re done. *crosses his arms* Seriously, the members we have here sure know how to blow it up.