A pair of crooks very competently and expertly kidnap a defenseless victim!.. who gives them a few pointers along the way.

This was supposed to be a story for my alt account, but just like "Breaking Rules is Fun", it turned out to be totally tame. I had this idea a while ago, but it was a kinktober prompt that got me to finally write it. The prompt was "Kidnapping". I plan to do more prompts (and already have one written and ready to post tomorrow) over on  acebunny