Hawk: "Why are you wearing pirate shit? We're in space."
Buck: "I'm a fucking space pirate! Why are you wearing cowboy shit?"
Hawk: "Because I like cowboy shit and I wear what I feel like. You're wearing sea pirate shit. You might as well be from that fucking Disney movie about the drunk but lovable pirate! The one they based on a fucking Disneyland ride! With that guy who always wears fucking mascara!"
Buck: "If you can dress up like that fucking samurai cowboy from Mortal Kombat, I can wear sea captain shit! You're infuriating!"
*wolf pack fighting noises ensue*

Hawk (on the left, dressed like Erron Black) and Buck / Xyrex (on the right, living out his lifelong fantasy of being a pirate) on the right. artwork by the amazing   torrosketch

Loosely based on a scene from https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53250166/ (and also a scene from a portion of the story I haven't posted yet)