...Tim.
The Enchanter.
A mighty sorcerer of the highlands.
Master of Explosions.
Grand lord of fireballs.
Keeper of flames.
Lighter of candles, lanterns, braziers, fireplaces, those blunt stick objects with stuff wrapped around one end, what are they called...oh, torches.
Igniter of fuses, clothing, and sheep.
Burner of shrubbery.
All shall quake in his presence or at least give a damn good applause.

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