Nick and Judy had pulled over a wolf pack for reckless driving, through downtown Zootopia. Judy took charge of writing the ticket, the large big bun towering over the now frightened wolf pack as she wrote them up. But she was going through every single law that had been broken including their details and code number.
Ahh carrots always so unnecessarily thorough. Nick thought.
In his mind he flipped through the ZPD law book that he had memorized; Judy was about halfway done so another five minutes of standing behind her and her big thicc butt. A cunning idea struck the fox. While Judy was distracted, he pulled out his own and quickly but completely scribbled out a citation and slapped it on her big butt, making it stick.
"Ma'am I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a ticket for driving a wide load vehicle without a permit," Nick said.
Judy's ear's shot up completely taken surprised by the slap. Calmly as best she could she gave the wolves their ticket and let them leave. She stood up and turned her head giving him a look that made his ears lower and gulp.
"Well Nick I'm going to need another ticket for vehicular dumb foxslaughter," she said.




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