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Salesman: (turns to the camera, smiling uncannily) Hey! Running late because you live in a capitalist hellscape born of humanity's own hubris? Tired of dealing with BITCHES who c̶̨͈̮̦̎̕̚ͅá̵̳̰͍̠ñ̷͚̝͕̺͙̉͑̾͑͝'̵̺̮͚̩̋̊̋̇͜ͅț̵͊ ̸̻̦̱͖̼̏̏͂̓͜d̴̙̪̪̝͒r̵̦̖̠͚͙͔̕i̸̩̪̟̙̽͛̕v̵͇̙̘͇̏̍͋̾̌ě̷̻͕͙̗̹͖ ̶̤̝̎̀́̓ͅf̵̬͈̙̃̀̿̌̂̾͝ō̸͓̣̫̟̻͆̀̏̌͠r̸̛͎̗̭͍̟͊͜ ̴͎̹̳̯̻̕͝ș̸̤̺̙̖͆͝h̸̤͌̕i̵͐̏̔͜ţ̴̧̖̣̦̹̐̔͗̇͛́ ??
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This baby can get you to where you need to go instantaneously, and can play a unique variety of songs (https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgEV5wTe0ILGjwl5AeDg4kKij7eKG2whN&si=4xU53FIiiGrD1V8S) that are randomly chosen to play for each day of October! And you no longer have to worry about those pesky "drivers".
(shows a clip of people running away and screaming from this bike slowly going down a highway, covered in blood)
Salesman: So get yours, for FREE!! TODAY!!!
Off-Screen Person: Why is mine talking about the souls of the da- *unknown crunching sounds*
Salesman: Introducing the brand new, morbidly manufactured ☠️BIKE☠️!!
This baby can get you to where you need to go instantaneously, and can play a unique variety of songs (https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgEV5wTe0ILGjwl5AeDg4kKij7eKG2whN&si=4xU53FIiiGrD1V8S) that are randomly chosen to play for each day of October! And you no longer have to worry about those pesky "drivers".
(shows a clip of people running away and screaming from this bike slowly going down a highway, covered in blood)
Salesman: So get yours, for FREE!! TODAY!!!
Off-Screen Person: Why is mine talking about the souls of the da- *unknown crunching sounds*
Category Artwork (Traditional) / All
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Size 1804 x 1321px
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