Full Name: Alphonso Hubert Thidwick
Age: 32
Height: 15' 11"
Weight: 1,396 lbs.
Personality: Hunky, handsome, chill, athletic, good-natured, irritated, charming
Likes: Swimming, sunning, food, calming music, his tattoos, smoothies
Dislikes: Wearing clothes, protesters, bad competitions, not getting enough sleep