The large version of my current avatar. Inspired by a Cramps song (this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf_hKrqhtEM ).

And if you're interested in making your own patented Gasmask Angel Martini, here's the recipe!

1 part medical alcohol
1 part antifreeze
2 parts gasoline
1 human eyeball skewered on a rusty nail

Shake well, and force down the throat of the eyeball donor.

Gut eyeball donor to retrieve martini.

Drink martini.

Die or go to jail for actually being dumb enough to follow these instructions. When I get called into court I will just point and laugh at you and reccomend that the judge seek the death penalty as you are obviously too stupid to live.