Sneaking out into the fair after closing is usually considered a bad idea. You could be caught and kicked out, maybe even banned or something. At least, that’s what everyone imagines what would possibly happen if you were to trespass onto such grounds. However, no security guards seemed to be present this night. Being in such a wide-open, vacant space past midnight must be really creepy to most people. You’re not most people, though. Still, it’s strange how, despite no guards being here, a voice beckons to you. “You there.” Someone else must’ve had the same idea as you. Turning your head towards the voice, you see the “Haunted Mansion” dark ride. Reluctantly, you inch towards it. Whoever else is sneaking around here must be being reaaal stealthy. Probably not the kind of person you should be approaching. Why are you doing that? Stop. But you dont. “That’s right, come closer.” “Now, stop.” You do so. At this point, you noticed the statue decorations placed atop of the structure; a bat of… shall we say “peculiar” body build.
“Quite late in the dark of night to be wandering out, isn’t?” The voice doesn’t seem to be coming from directly in front of you, but rather… from slightly up?
Suddenly, the statue tips over and falls on its own! Your life flashes a bit before your eyes, as the big statue gets larger and larger. Not just from your point of view; it was physically growing larger as it descended! Or… you were shrinking? The statue’s pronounced torso was aimed right at you, and a heavy thud, the it slams down onto the ground.
Everything goes dark. But you’re alive? You dare to open your eyes. Suddenly, you feel very claustrophobic, as you’re wedged, sunken, trapped between the bountiful moobs of the giant bat statue. “You should know it’s dangerous to stay out past bedtime. Now I must make a fitting punishment for a brat like you. Perhaps I should seal you permanently between my ceramic mammaries for all eternity?” It was a rhetorical question. “You know what? I think I will.” The vast mounds suddenly start to slowly meld together, sinking you in further, and sealing you away from the world you once knew, forever. “Farewell, you worthless runt.”

So, a good while back, like years back, I was at the local fair, which contains the usual fair amenities like ferris wheels, concessions stands with cotton candy, corndogs, Dippin’ Dots, toss-a-ball-and-win-prizes sort of stuff, you know, a fair. It also had plenty of rides, and a few dark rides. One was “Haunted Mansion” (this one: https://deggeller.com/rides/byid/18 ), and this one had a few bat statues. You might’ve noticed something a little bit, and in case you didn’t, here’s a closer look: https://cdn.saffire.com/images.ashx.....i=IMG_5352.jpg . These bat statues, for some reason, are modeled to have what looks like pecs or moobs. Yeah, it’s been living in my head rent-free for years, and now I have gone and immortalized them in kink-art form. That was December of last year. You may have noticed that ever since that Christmas, all my drawings had gotten much higher resolution. Prior to that, I drew using DeviantArt muro. It was kinda annoying to use, half the tools didn’t really work, and it always defaulted to a really low resolution. But I couldn’t think of any iPadOS apps that could replace it (yeah, I switched to using an iPad because, for various reasons, I found it much more convenient that using Paint.net). DA muro broke with a glitch at that time, so I went to look for an app in the meantime. It’s ibix Paint X, and this pic was the one I actually first drew with the app. I was so impressed by how much better it was that, even when I got muro working again, I barely used that anymore. The rest is history.
And yes, if you want to see more of those statues for whatever reason, you can click here: https://sta.sh/21v3owg2qrxd
And for some other pics I drawn myself in fawning over them, you can click here: https://sta.sh/218tgukrpu9f?edit=1