20. Escaped

"Taleneer, dear sweet brother from another mother. How are you today? Good? Well I can ruin it for you. I have collected something you won't find anywhere in the galaxy. A one of a kind walking talking creature."

"Oh? Don't tell me you found that Groot I've been looking for."

"What? No! Those things don't exist anymore, I'm talking something amazing. Behold!"

"What.. is that... that's a furry f'saki in a jumpsuit. He... he he.. HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

"Topaz, Topaz, Topaz."

"What? What are you doing with your hand?"

"Kill the feed, this means kill the feed! Where's my Rocket?!"

"That's him."

"That's not him!"

"Yes it is, furry creature with eyes, arms and legs, ears and mouth in clothing."

"That's four ears! That's Mr Huggles! Mr Huggles is wearing Rocket's clothing! Where's my Rocket?"

"That was the only thing in the Rocket cage."

"Okay, damage control. This never happened, cancel the party. We can't have people know about this. No, don't cancel it, change the theme, we fake it, it was meant to be a different party. It's now an orgy party. You don't tell anyone about this. If anyone mentions a talking rodent, we melt them."