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This is Carla Brown Cow and her adopted sons the Tops from left to right all dressed up for Halloween. Carla as a fortuneteller, Toppy as a mouse, Boxcy as a werewolf, Curly as a Redneck Vampire and Socky as a pile of laundry.
Carla: Oh you boys look so cute I love your costumes. I thought you four were going as a group costume.
Toppy: Well at first but we couldn't come up with any ideas for a group costumes so we just took a basket and put some random ideas and just picked a name for our costumes. I got the mouse.
Carla: Well you make a cute little mouse.
Toppy: Why couldn't I picked a superhero?
Carla: And Boxcy I liked your werewolf costume. Was werewolf what you picked?
Boxcy: Well no, my pick was "Dressed up as something that scares you as a kid."
Carla: Oh and werewolf was something that scared you?
Boxcy: Well one of them. I wanted to go as a Catholic Priest but for reason people frown upon that.
Carla: Uh...I'll explain later honey. Now don't be so cranky you look great.
Boxcy: I'm itchy I don't know if I might have an reaction to this fake fur or if I got fleas.
Carla: So Curly I liked your costume idea a...redneck vampire?
Curly: Duh yep and I'm here to suck your soda pops.
Carla: How did you picked up a random name like that?
Curly: Duh well actually it was two pieces of paper that got stuck together of the words "Redneck" and "Vampire" duh so I combine the two. Duh now I'm a trailer trash vampire. I drink bluddy-cola and I bit my cousin. Duh ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Carla: Well it's very creative.
Curly: Duh I didn't at first so I redrew and pulled out ghost but I decided to stick with the vampire part.
Carla: Why?
Curly: Duh my friends at school told me that a redneck in a white sheet is a bad idea. Duh but then I figured Rednecks and Vampires have a lot in common.
Carla: How?
Curly: Duh they both hang around people with red necks, duh they both sleep all day and drink all night, and every now and then one of them dies with a chicken fried steak to the heart.
Carla: Uh-huh...and Socky...you're a...
Socky: Pile of laundry. Trick-or-treat smell my feet, sock, shirts, pants but don't smell my underwear that'll be pretty weird. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Carla: You picked laundry pile for your costume?
Socky: Actually I pulled out a receipt from the laundromat that had been stuck to the basket, but I just went with it.
Carla: Where did you get all the clothes?
Socky: From our laundries.
Carla: Wait what?
Socky: Yeah and by the way mom * Pulls out a pair of panties* we didn't knew your panties were a size XXXXXXX....
Carla: GIVE ME THOSE! * Grabs her panties* AND I'M NOT FAT!
Toppy: So was Socky kidding that your bra sizes were 5D's?
Carla: ACK! SOCKY GET A NEW COSTUME OR YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Socky: Okay Mom. Sheesh and I was going make a few bucks with this costume too.
Carla: Why?
Socky: Some guy on a corner asked me to sell some of your underwear to him for $20 a pair.
Carla: SOCKY!
Carla Brown Cow, Toppy, Boxcy, Curly and Socky and artwork done by me.
Carla: Oh you boys look so cute I love your costumes. I thought you four were going as a group costume.
Toppy: Well at first but we couldn't come up with any ideas for a group costumes so we just took a basket and put some random ideas and just picked a name for our costumes. I got the mouse.
Carla: Well you make a cute little mouse.
Toppy: Why couldn't I picked a superhero?
Carla: And Boxcy I liked your werewolf costume. Was werewolf what you picked?
Boxcy: Well no, my pick was "Dressed up as something that scares you as a kid."
Carla: Oh and werewolf was something that scared you?
Boxcy: Well one of them. I wanted to go as a Catholic Priest but for reason people frown upon that.
Carla: Uh...I'll explain later honey. Now don't be so cranky you look great.
Boxcy: I'm itchy I don't know if I might have an reaction to this fake fur or if I got fleas.
Carla: So Curly I liked your costume idea a...redneck vampire?
Curly: Duh yep and I'm here to suck your soda pops.
Carla: How did you picked up a random name like that?
Curly: Duh well actually it was two pieces of paper that got stuck together of the words "Redneck" and "Vampire" duh so I combine the two. Duh now I'm a trailer trash vampire. I drink bluddy-cola and I bit my cousin. Duh ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Carla: Well it's very creative.
Curly: Duh I didn't at first so I redrew and pulled out ghost but I decided to stick with the vampire part.
Carla: Why?
Curly: Duh my friends at school told me that a redneck in a white sheet is a bad idea. Duh but then I figured Rednecks and Vampires have a lot in common.
Carla: How?
Curly: Duh they both hang around people with red necks, duh they both sleep all day and drink all night, and every now and then one of them dies with a chicken fried steak to the heart.
Carla: Uh-huh...and Socky...you're a...
Socky: Pile of laundry. Trick-or-treat smell my feet, sock, shirts, pants but don't smell my underwear that'll be pretty weird. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Carla: You picked laundry pile for your costume?
Socky: Actually I pulled out a receipt from the laundromat that had been stuck to the basket, but I just went with it.
Carla: Where did you get all the clothes?
Socky: From our laundries.
Carla: Wait what?
Socky: Yeah and by the way mom * Pulls out a pair of panties* we didn't knew your panties were a size XXXXXXX....
Carla: GIVE ME THOSE! * Grabs her panties* AND I'M NOT FAT!
Toppy: So was Socky kidding that your bra sizes were 5D's?
Carla: ACK! SOCKY GET A NEW COSTUME OR YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Socky: Okay Mom. Sheesh and I was going make a few bucks with this costume too.
Carla: Why?
Socky: Some guy on a corner asked me to sell some of your underwear to him for $20 a pair.
Carla: SOCKY!
Carla Brown Cow, Toppy, Boxcy, Curly and Socky and artwork done by me.
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