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You wake up to find a rather round raccoon wedged in the sink. A mess of crumbs and empty dishes, the remnants of the deserts you made for the Halloween party tonight.
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There was a criminal lack of feral raccoon in my gallery, so I figured I'd fix that. Also raccoon pawbs c:
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There was a criminal lack of feral raccoon in my gallery, so I figured I'd fix that. Also raccoon pawbs c:
Category Artwork (Digital) / All
Species Raccoon
Size 1159 x 1500px
File Size 874.9 kB
If that happened to me... Here would be my to-do list.
#1: Wash the dishes in the other side without unplugging the drain or dumping the dirty water out of the glasses.
#2: Take my phone into the bathroom, call the Halloween party's hosts and say I can't make it because I'm sick.
#3: If they protest, say "Shit...", put the phone down and go "BLAAAAAARGH!!!" while pouring a glass of dish water into the toilet. Repeat as necessary.
#4: Let the sink drain, dry everything off, and dry my hands.
#5: Give the raccoon a belly rub. And if he responds positively, scoop him out of the sink and snuggle him while watching the Cowboy Bebop movie (which, for the record, is technically a Halloween movie).
#1: Wash the dishes in the other side without unplugging the drain or dumping the dirty water out of the glasses.
#2: Take my phone into the bathroom, call the Halloween party's hosts and say I can't make it because I'm sick.
#3: If they protest, say "Shit...", put the phone down and go "BLAAAAAARGH!!!" while pouring a glass of dish water into the toilet. Repeat as necessary.
#4: Let the sink drain, dry everything off, and dry my hands.
#5: Give the raccoon a belly rub. And if he responds positively, scoop him out of the sink and snuggle him while watching the Cowboy Bebop movie (which, for the record, is technically a Halloween movie).
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