Good girl. There's always a catch.

Good question, glad you asked.

"When you use our artifact, we and third parties with whom we have contracted to provide services may collect 'Soul Usage Data,' which is non-corporeal identity information relating to your use of your corporeal body. This data could include such data as what you eat, your favorite color, the faces of those whom you once loved, and why you persist in your futility. This could also include cognitohazardous data such as the word 'Y'gudluh.' To enhance your experience with our numinous glory, we and our service providers may install 'cookies' on your soul."

Don't forget the cosmic and eternal license to store, modify, channel, or project your spiritual aura. : )

Life just hasn't been the same since the Elder Gods discovered lawyers.