“It will be easy”, they said… “Just slay the orc”, they said… No one told you the orc was a giant when they hired you. If anything, wrong false move and you could easily die in its fat rolls without it ever realizing you existed. But, fine, surely you could still stab it in its heart and it’ll die, right? Just need to do a little bit of climbing, that’s all…
After clinging onto its fat to scale its body (some bits more uncomfortable than others), you reach his chest, and prepare to stab at thee. After what some would call a nat 20, your sword impales the gross breast of the orc. The day is saved! ….wait a minute… no no no, something’s not right…. something’s very wrong, in fact… The skin of the orc was so thick at this size, that your sword didn’t even break through. It was a mere pin needle, and all it did was wake the orc up. The sleepy eyes of the orc suddenly shot open once they noticed your body clinging onto his moob fat. He pulls your sword out of his chest with his grotesque digits, and pinched it out of existence. It was a sword made out of stainless steel.
You will probably not survive what he has in store. What exactly was it? Well let’s just say I hope you’re into getting crushed by a fat guy.