
Okay, so being that this comic is a little inside-jokey (and a little French), a bit of an explanation may be required. xP
Some time ago, me,
SHimmortal,
Bourlingueur and
Serephis were relaxing the night away in Bourlingueur's hot tub after a night at Abraska. Shia, for reasons I can only speculate on, developed an obsession for the Floating Chemical Dispenser (i.e. "La Mine") on a level typically reserved for meth addicts. xD I dunno, I guess he wanted to show the thing his love and appreciation for keeping us safe from bacterial development and infection. :P
This isn't me making fun of him, either... this comic was actually his idea. xD
Some time ago, me,



This isn't me making fun of him, either... this comic was actually his idea. xD
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
Species Vulpine (Other)
Size 580 x 1280px
File Size 559.3 kB
La Mine is the most perfected perfection of the art of perfectionifacation, one's love for La Mine is understandable and the anxiety and desperation of not acquiring it is perfectly reasonable, without it, one's life is meaningless, unstable, fractured, holding La Mine in one's hand injects Tiger's blood into your veins and separates you from the normal to the WINNING!
I lol'd, I lol'd so hard I inverted and lol'd instead of lol'd, It's awesome to see this comic all finished up and purttied out like a Victorian prostitute with her new merkin that's trimmed to perfection in the shape of Tasmania (Even with a plastic Taz that pops out of her cooter when the meter's up! One of those new space-aged time whores!).
You did a really awesome job with this, man! The reactions are so frantic it's like that time Avril Lavigne violated that cow on stage at her concert using nothing but a baseball bat and waterbased lubricant, this is just too much awesomeness to be contained in one comic yet you managed to cram that bitch into it and made that bitch your bitch, you artistic dominatrix, you!
I lol'd, I lol'd so hard I inverted and lol'd instead of lol'd, It's awesome to see this comic all finished up and purttied out like a Victorian prostitute with her new merkin that's trimmed to perfection in the shape of Tasmania (Even with a plastic Taz that pops out of her cooter when the meter's up! One of those new space-aged time whores!).
You did a really awesome job with this, man! The reactions are so frantic it's like that time Avril Lavigne violated that cow on stage at her concert using nothing but a baseball bat and waterbased lubricant, this is just too much awesomeness to be contained in one comic yet you managed to cram that bitch into it and made that bitch your bitch, you artistic dominatrix, you!
Indeed, and yet society as a whole has yet to recognize and accept our love of La Mine. Every time I take it out at work and show my deep affection and appreciation for all it has done for us in life, I keep getting weird looks from the customers, mall security starts inching closer toward me with their hands lightly brushing against their nightsticks, and my boss screams out "MIKE!!! If I have to tell you one more time to leave that dildo-thingy at home...!!!"
*Pets it* It's okay, sweetie, it's okay... they're just not ready for us, yet. But someday... someday... we can be patient.
In the meantime, we can just enjoy the more mainstream and socially acceptable forms of entertainment, like whatever Avril Lavigne is doing at her next stage show. :P
As is usual and typical, I thank ye with a smile on my face and a warmth in my heart for the kindly comments, and the lols you give me. Oh, and the lols, too.
*Pets it* It's okay, sweetie, it's okay... they're just not ready for us, yet. But someday... someday... we can be patient.
In the meantime, we can just enjoy the more mainstream and socially acceptable forms of entertainment, like whatever Avril Lavigne is doing at her next stage show. :P
As is usual and typical, I thank ye with a smile on my face and a warmth in my heart for the kindly comments, and the lols you give me. Oh, and the lols, too.
Yeah, society is such a stuck up, uptight bitch, but don't you worry! Norway has legalized La Mine loving, it is a beautiful area where people can publicly love La Mine like it should be loved, soft and delicately, rough and hard, mercifully and antagonistically, JCPennys and Macys.
Oh I do believe her next concert is going to be a hit! I heard she's going to sing "Complicated" and "Girlfriend" simultaneously and BACKWARDS while forcing an SUV full of clowns to come out while she violently violates them with a multi-fire crossbow filled with the biggest, hardest fucking dildos you've ever seen!
For an encore she's going to do something with a midget, seven bottles of YooHoo, a Beatles album and enough electricity surging through a taser to knock out half the world's power systems :D!
Heee, many many welcomes my friend, for you are the one who showers me in both relations of lols until they get together and have many lol babies :3
Oh I do believe her next concert is going to be a hit! I heard she's going to sing "Complicated" and "Girlfriend" simultaneously and BACKWARDS while forcing an SUV full of clowns to come out while she violently violates them with a multi-fire crossbow filled with the biggest, hardest fucking dildos you've ever seen!
For an encore she's going to do something with a midget, seven bottles of YooHoo, a Beatles album and enough electricity surging through a taser to knock out half the world's power systems :D!
Heee, many many welcomes my friend, for you are the one who showers me in both relations of lols until they get together and have many lol babies :3
It cannot be a bad day if it begins with a new Bioxz comic. So says Bannor!
Seriously, I giggled with glee when I saw the thumbnail in the midst of all the other thumbnails that usually relate only to furry porn. (There! I said it!). Gotta say, each panel here is awesome! The expressions of the characters' reactions had me bustin' out laughin'. Great comic, dude!
I shall now bablefish my final comment: Vous dessinez de tels boutons de ventre mignons.
Seriously, I giggled with glee when I saw the thumbnail in the midst of all the other thumbnails that usually relate only to furry porn. (There! I said it!). Gotta say, each panel here is awesome! The expressions of the characters' reactions had me bustin' out laughin'. Great comic, dude!
I shall now bablefish my final comment: Vous dessinez de tels boutons de ventre mignons.
Comics like this, or more furry porn... it remains entirely debatable which one is a little more fucked up. xD
As usual, I love that all these comics and the effort put into them gets such a kick out of you and your funny bone. So thanks for reminding me of that every time. ;)
Oh, and I'll spare you a babelfish translation by simply responding "Thanks! I do try to make 'em as huggly pokable as the rest of the body." :P
As usual, I love that all these comics and the effort put into them gets such a kick out of you and your funny bone. So thanks for reminding me of that every time. ;)
Oh, and I'll spare you a babelfish translation by simply responding "Thanks! I do try to make 'em as huggly pokable as the rest of the body." :P
Like I said, the Floating Chemical Dispenser. :P I dunno if there's a single word that can be used to describe those things, but in French, I know they're called "Mine"s. And you have to admit, chanting "La Mine" flows a lot better than "La Floating Chemical Dispenser" :P
COMMENT OSEZ-VOUS?!?! Pus de mine... on va voir notre pauvre Shia commencer a shaker avec les effets du manque. xD
Et merci trois fois... pour les commentaires, pour nous avoir laissé utiliser votre spa qui nous a donné l'inspiration pour ceci, et pour ta permission de le poster. xD
Et merci trois fois... pour les commentaires, pour nous avoir laissé utiliser votre spa qui nous a donné l'inspiration pour ceci, et pour ta permission de le poster. xD
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