What if I was a Didney Beast instead of a regular boring person? I think I would look quite lovely, if I'd say so myself!

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A man designed in the vein of Disney's Beast from "Beauty and the Beast." He is a fat man, head and shoulders hunched over. He has generally lighter coloring than the Beast, though with darker markings on the eyes, cheeks, back and forearms, akin to that of a German Shepherd. He has darker hair in a fauxhawk, brushed to the left side, as well as a lush muttonchops beard, the tusks pushing out ahead of the thick mustache. He wears simple clothes, a dark gray tee shirt and a pair of drawstring khaki shorts.