*carries large crate into the town square*
*places crate in center of square*
*clambers up on top of crate*
"Ahem!"
"Hello, lovely peoples of all all skins, creeds and genders! This one is Xhiijg! (pronounced 'Zig') But, you lucky peoples, you can call Xhiijg 'Ziggy', because Xhiijg's friends call her Ziggy, and now- we are all friends!"
"Dosen't that just make you so happy and generous? Xhiijg hopes so, because Xhiijg has brought you- THIS!"
*does dramatic gesture, creatibg a cloud of smoke, which clears up to reveal a folding tabled covered in shiny gee-gaws*
"Come one, come all! Come and peruse 'Xhiijg's Market Eternal'- here for a limited time only!"
"Shop! Shop to your heart's content! After all-"
...
"Kahjeet has wares, if you have coin!"