I got bored and looked up some stuff on Avenue Q, seeing these two characters again. Essentially, Avenue Q is something like Sesame Street for adults and dealing with the adult world. Two of the characters featured in the musical are the Bad Idea Bears.

Take the Care Bears and pervert their message. Add beer requests, recommendations of suicide and the impulse to follow each suggestion with a chorus of "Yaaaaaaay!". I decided to just work with this MS Paint picture and made this result. It could be a poster. It could be a bookmark. Somehow, it works either way.

See the Bears in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZayehrGqLk

Bad Idea Bears © Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx