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I'm just an average wah with an average life
I work from nine to five, hey, hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone in my average home
But why do I always feel like I'm in The Twilight Zone? And
I always feel like Clarence is watchin' me
And I have no privacy (Oh-oh-oh)
I always feel like Clarence is watchin' me
Tell me, is it just a dream?
Just because Halloween is said and done, doesn't mean there aren't anymore horrors to watch out for. And often, what's scarier isn't what you see, but rather what you won't - or can't - see for yourself.
It is my opinion that it is irrefutable fact that everyone has an assigned FBI agent. And in my case, my assigned agent is named Clarence. Unlike most agents, he's actually pretty chill, always warning me when I'm about to say something that could get me arrested for treason or something. He says he doesn't get paid enough to actually fully do his job, and he kinda likes the fact that I tend to include at least references to him in my commissions of my wah 'sona. Either way, I'm not taking any chances, so I always keep a can of Anti FBI spray, to eliminate any pesky federal investigation within 24 hours of application - or my money back. I hope.
They take cryptocurrency, if anyone's interested. ;)
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rubykila <-- Go watch this beautiful lass :D
Ozark Dhrystone, on an FBI agent's most wanted list, belongs to me! :D
I work from nine to five, hey, hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone in my average home
But why do I always feel like I'm in The Twilight Zone? And
I always feel like Clarence is watchin' me
And I have no privacy (Oh-oh-oh)
I always feel like Clarence is watchin' me
Tell me, is it just a dream?
Just because Halloween is said and done, doesn't mean there aren't anymore horrors to watch out for. And often, what's scarier isn't what you see, but rather what you won't - or can't - see for yourself.
It is my opinion that it is irrefutable fact that everyone has an assigned FBI agent. And in my case, my assigned agent is named Clarence. Unlike most agents, he's actually pretty chill, always warning me when I'm about to say something that could get me arrested for treason or something. He says he doesn't get paid enough to actually fully do his job, and he kinda likes the fact that I tend to include at least references to him in my commissions of my wah 'sona. Either way, I'm not taking any chances, so I always keep a can of Anti FBI spray, to eliminate any pesky federal investigation within 24 hours of application - or my money back. I hope.
They take cryptocurrency, if anyone's interested. ;)
Art by
rubykila <-- Go watch this beautiful lass :DOzark Dhrystone, on an FBI agent's most wanted list, belongs to me! :D
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Red Panda
Size 2322 x 1587px
File Size 1.55 MB
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