Art by  qwaychou

Featuring  zeelo and I giving  lockely important training to make a kitten out of him and so...

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!
To make you kittens
Did they send me foxes
When I asked for cats?
You're the mehest crowd I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister I'll make kittens out of youuuu

Tranquil as the forest
But on fire within
Once you learn to pounce first
You are sure to win
You're a short tailed slow domestic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make kittens out of you

My pants are gonna never fit
Where did they even leave them
Why was I a fool human for bringing shoes
This cat's got them scared to death!
Hope he doesn't take my scarf next
Now I really wish I knew how to prowl

We must be swift at the racing cheetah
Be kittens!
With all the force of a great big lion
Be kittens
With all the strength of a raging tiger
Mysterious as the darkside beneath the couch!

Time is racing toward us
Til the change completes
Heed my every order
And you might have fun
You're unsuited for the zest of cats
But I'll transform you through and through
That's how I'll make kittens out of you

We must be swift at the racing cheetah
Be kittens!
With all the force of a great big lion
Be kittens
With all the strength of a raging tiger
Mysterious as the darkside beneath the couch!

We must be swift at the racing cheetah
Be kittens!
With all the force of a great big lion
Be kittens
With all the strength of a raging tiger
Mysterious as the darkside beneath the couch!

MEOOOW!