Zeromancer - Doctor Online

Thank you for calling 1-800-SUICIDE.

If you wish to self terminate by electric shock - press 1.

For termination by overdose - press 2.

If you would like to make a reservation to visit our drowning pool - please press 3.

For termination by hanging - please press 4.

For death by self-inflicted gunshot - press 5.

To speak to a representative, stay on the line.

If you don't wish to die - please hang up now.

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