AHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP KICKING MY ASS IN BEING CRAZEY LOL

*jumps out of window and lands on the postman and letters go flying everywhere*

*is in the background eating ice cream and then explodes*

WTF I love this insanity!!!

*dives to the moon and beats a airplane with a swan*

*rides a T-Rex to the sun and builds a hut there and goes moonwalking with the ghost of Abraham Lincoln*

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES.

I INTERVIEWED A SPERM, BOTH OF YOU ARE RENDERED SANE

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I INTERROGATED A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH WITH A PANCAKE HAT ON, SHOUTING THROUGH A MEGAPHONE, BEATING UP A LEPRECHAUN WITH A MACKEREL AS IT RAINED DUCKS THAT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI AND MEATBALLS. AM I SANE?

Jaja esta bien :p

Que suenos tiene cuando enferma? mucho me dicen que no son buenos :C

O_o;;;?....The cold meds you were taking apparently act as a hallucinogenic...

Nah, these are just weird dreams I had when ill :c Most people tell me they have nightmares instead

I must be lucky!

CX

my god part one is a dream in a dream in part two of the dream!

It's like INCEPTION....


only more retarded D:

This one made me laugh.

I'm glad ;) It's what i'm here for

*holds up a pair of glasses a pen and pencil* from this dream I've discovered.....YOU CRAZY >:3

or have i gone full circle and became sane ;)

you'd more likely do a 360 turn.

Wow.

*bows*

Fav for the left corner pic

Where it makes most sense? XD

lol silly kitty !! ',..,'

Iknow! I'm not 'George' What a silly sperm Mr. Sperm is

you sure george about that !! ',..,'

My God, if you get any crazier, I'll have to send some nice men in coats to give you a special jacket.

Can you tell them to bring ice cream, too? :D

No, but I can tell them to bring something that will make you think YOU'RE ice cream.

Pineapples?

I suspect these are your normal dreams and your blaming the poor ol flu bug D:

No my normal dreams are pretty lame compared to my flu dreams XD Weird, but still tame

this is all flu baby!

i was gonna say this seems par for the course for the way you normally are :P

Yes, Raye being called George is clearly the strangest thing going on here. :|

It totally is!

you poor think you were really sick to have hallucinations like that ^^.

Better than nightmares ;D

true :D

Wow I can say, sort of weird. XDD

I'll say. I do't even look like a 'george' XD

lol True that. XD

We guy need to be tested. After all we refuse to ask for derictions - so naturally we have to be really lucky or have a good sense of direction.

And that's why so many die in the persuit of baby making. Brave sperm they were. STUPID but brave.

Influenza: The best creative mechanism since 'shrooms.

and nyquil, don't forget that!

D8 what did the sperm say...?

It was a tough battle but that he had to endure the fall of many of his comrads. He fought against years of evolutionary instinct and decided that enough was enough and became his own man.

Truly an inspirational sperm, that Mr. Sperm.

It called you George...BECAUSE YOU SECRETLY WANNA BE A GUY!

I'm so manly, I have hair on my eyeballs!

Pfff, who needs drugs when all you truly need is to dream while suffering with the flu XDDDDD
And oh the hilarity ensues

ROFLMAOZ

Tell me about it XD

lol XD

So many sperms...yet so few that make it...and only one who gets to be created. I guess, if you think about it, sperm...

*puts on shades*

...gets screwed.

^_^

Hahah, that aside, interesting dream here. Yeah, when you're sick, your mind goes all over the place!

Thanks for the swell share.

I never get tired of that mme, it makes me lawl every time"

Thanks :D I have a few more to share, so no worries :3

Heheh, you are very welcome. I look forward to the interesting bits that you shall soon share with us.

^_^

Holy crap, the flu really did get you, you fucked up your directions. Remember this

< that way is left That way is right>

but what is up and what is north I CAN NEVER TELLA NYMORE

Wacky^^
Can't wait for part 3

it shall come :3

Great^^

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can't stop laughing
you can't stop to surprise me
very funny
one of your BEST shot Abyss

Haha wow i'm glad i was able to make you laugh that hard ^^ Glad you like it ;) More to come!

I really hope Abyss
I really Hope

And now the things that you described to me are in pic form lol.

I did ask you though, which would be more weird. The fact its a man-sized sperm or the fact its talking and calling you George

I love when you do pics like this, sister, you make me laugh so much and I need that lately

I think it's that calling me george.I mean srsly do I look like a george D:<


I'm glad it made you laugh <3

So you don't find the fact its a big man-sized sperm very weird? I guess it can't be that strange then lol

and yes it did and keeps doing so

*pokerface* What is this, I don't even.

It is my dream... Albeit a strange dream but MY DREAM!!!

Your really something else Raye. And it does have a point. even in the tiniest drop of cum, is made of thousands of sperm, and it only takes one to make a baby happen. so would that mean the rest are just made for the massacre?

I know! This is exactly why my subconscious decided to interview mr. sperm. IT NEEDS TO KNOW

So whats the next interview gonna be? the child of you lothar doing an interview on all his brothers and sisters that were killed on the great journey?

I don't know why this didn't show up in my watches but it's hilarious XD

I'm glad you still got to see it ^^ <3 Glad it gave you a laugh, doll

This makes me think someone should do a satirical nature show of tracking the migratory patterns of sperm.

That would be awesome!

I think someone did once.

Lmfao.

*bows*

Your flu dreams seem just as crazy as my normal ones.

Oh god my actual ones are soooooo mundane

In one i was eating cereal, the whole time. 8 hours of sleep and I was chewing on the same mouthful of cereal.

Once I stared at a toad and said "what the hell am I doing" then I woke up.


I mean, srsly?!

Lol, my dreams are so weird...

This one time I dreamt I was a kid again, back at my parents' house. So there I am playing in the snow. Some guy is staring. I tell him off.

I look up?

747 ON A CRASH COURSE WITH THE HOUSE SPEWING FLAMES FROM THE ENGINES AND PEOPLE FALLING AND SCREAMING AND SUDDENLY I'M at this sort of dinner reception, with a bunch of weirdos all over the place.

Then a giant purple bee flies in and people start fleeing in terror and suddenly I'm in some sort of tree top village with people doing strange dances and then I wake up.

As for my crazy dreams? You don't wanna know. xD

omg like you at least have memorable dreams even if they are... weird and kinda scary XD and omg purple bees, i lol'd at that


but seriously. Eating cereal and staring at toads.... not a lot going on in my subconscious

I'd kill for normal dreams :C When they're not crazy they're always outright scary and I wake up feeling sick...

Aww if you want i can give you my cereal dreams *extends her arm out like she's casting a stupid spell* GO FORTH BORING SUBCONSCIOUS.....NOW!

x'3 Awwwr *Hugs* I actually had a crazy one last night, not scary or crazy... Friends and I were at this convention, and suddenly one of the fursuiters turns out to actually be a serial killer who killed the owner of the suit and took it as a disguise... So then somehow I find myself with a rifle, and we're on the run across the roads and such from the killer, who's multiplied somehow into hundreds of himself... Spent the whole dream fighting and didn't die for once D:

i dont know whats more interesting, the fact that ur interviewing a sperm.. or the sexual lobster refference in the background "absorbing sex in the atmosphere "

I would imagine the sperm interview being jus that little bit more interesting ;D I mean, he thought my name was George. What a weird sperm.