No, that's not a distortion from the rain on the windshield.

The tow-truck I was stuck behind while running an errand today had a female deer lady on his mudflaps. Normally you'd see them in the shape of normal women, but this guy apparently has more exotic tastes.

I chuckled a bit after seeing it, and quickly snapped a picture of it with my cellphone camera. His license plate was in the original image, but I cropped it to prevent to preserve the guy's anonymity (not that I know who he is in the first place).