His name is Wonk Woodclub, and he's a paleoman who fell into a time portal while improvising a rain dance, and he's been living in a continuous state of perplexity ever since. Why do modern people assume so many stupid things about their lives? Like the idea that they ate meat every meal because they didn't cultivate. Or that they didn't wipe their asses just because there wasn't toilet paper around. So confusing. But he likes toilet paper now.