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omg this is awesome. In fact it is so awesome that I am never going to not wear it. Even when I cuddle up to Amy at night in the buff, I will have it securely attached to my masculine parts. It will hurt, but the hurt will be worth it because it will remind me of the pain that you went through in order to make such an amazing piece of work for me. I remember one time I got hit in the balls and it felt like the color green. This will feel like the color yellow, because yellow is a happy color and that is what this badge makes me feel.
I just noticed the awesome paisley green 50's wallpaper in the background behind me. You truly are able to reach across vast distances into my mind and pick out my favorite things. Please be careful what you pick out, though, I am very embarassed about some of the things in there, and there are other things that you really don't want to know. Like remember how I said when I was in north dakota I puked on a stripper on my birthday? Well, that was kind of a lie. It was actually acid, and I didn't puke so much as throw it on her and laugh maniacally and then run out the door and stab a hobo in the stomach repeatedly. Apparently there's no statue of limitations on a double homicide, so we just need to keep that between us. It will be awkward at first, when we're at parties, because you'll see me and you'll be like IS HE GOING TO THROW ACID ON SOME BITCH?!?! And i'll know what you're thinking by the look in your eyes and I'll look back and just wink at you creepily. That will be our signal that I am in fact NOT going to throw acid on some bitch. Anyways. Like I said I really like the background on there.
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