I wake up in the mornin’
My beleh is a rumbling
I got me a hankerin’ to get some food

So I get out of bed
Or more like off the couch
Go out to the kitchen to see what I can do

Do I want cereal? NO!
Do I want bacon? NO!
Do I want artificial low fat egg whites? NO!
Do I want sausages?
Do I want bagel? NO!
Oh what I really really want…
(tell us what you want, what you really really want. I’ll tell you what I want what I really really want.)

Chocolate Chip Pancakes!
Chocolate Chip Pancakes!
Chocolate Chip Pancakes!
Chocolate Chip pan, pan, pan, pan; pan, pan, pan, pan; pan, pan, pan, pan; pan, pan, pan, PANCAKES!

I quickly make a call then
Get dressed because I’m goin’
Out to a local restaurant with my girlfriend

We sit down at the booth
The waitress comes over
She hands me the menu and I begin

Do I want fresh fruit? NO!
Do I want waffles? NO!
Do I want macadamia nuts with butter on rye toast? NO!
Do I want doughnuts? NO!
Do I want a muffin? NO!
Oh what I really really want…
(tell us what you want, what you really really want. I’ll tell you what I want what I really really want.)

Chocolate Chip Pancakes!
Chocolate Chip Pancakes!
Chocolate Chip Pancakes!
Chocolate Chip pan, pan, pan, pan; pan, pan, pan, pan; pan, pan, pan, pan; pan, pan, pan, PANCAKES!

The waitress gives me a look and it’s kind of scary
She says, “I’m sorry sir, we only have blueberry.”

THE ANGER! THE FURY! THEY ONLY HAVE BLUEBERRY!
THE ANGER! THE FURY! THEY ONLY HAVE BLUEBERRY!

I run out of there screamin’
While draggin’ out my girlfriend
We hop into the car then I drive wild and crazed

I spot a random truck stop
I quickly park in the lot
Sit down at the table hear the waitress say;

“Today we have a special on chocolate chip pancakes.”

Holy crap they have chocolate chip pancakes!
Holy crap they have chocolate chip pancakes!
Holy crap they have chocolate chip pancakes!
Holy crap they have chocolate chip pancakes!
Holy crap they have chocolate chip pancakes!
Holy crap they have chocolate chip pancakes!
Holy crap they have chocolate chip pancakes!

They have what I really really want…
(tell us what you want, what you really really want. I’ll tell you what I want what I really really want.)

Chocolate Chip Pancakes!
Chocolate Chip Pancakes!
Chocolate Chip Pancakes!
Chocolate Chip pan, pan, pan, pan; pan, pan, pan, pan; pan, pan, pan, pan; pan, pan, pan, PANCAKES!


A really fun song that I used to break writers block once; LAWLS! Comments/ Critique appreciated!