Inspired by the Gumball line: "This place is whiter than an arctic fox in a wedding dress."

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The arctic fox was annoyed. He discovered his girlfriend had been making stupid wishes with a magic amulet she found. It wouldn't be so bad if, after he hinted at marriage, she hadn't wished he was her "bride". Thinking it was just a slip of the tongue, he asked for the amulet so he could use the last wish to fix everything.

But it hadn't been a slip of the tongue. Though she wished to spend the rest of her life with him, there was one secret that threw a wrench in that plan. She knew she couldn't keep up the charade forever and that wish didn't quite have the entire desired effect. Thinking quickly, she knew what her last wish should be.

She wished he was her loving, loyal female-loving female bride.

She didn't want to lose him, but she also knew deep down that she had been in the closet her entire life. She also had to add 'female-loving' to ensure he still liked females. After the last wish was granted, the last jewel in the amulet went dark. The arctic fox was now a vixen and the girlfriend couldn't be happier. They now had a wedding to plan, but she was more focused on planning a honeymoon her future vixen wife was never going to forget.

The arctic fox sighed in defeat.

"Why?" the now-vixen asked.

"Turns out I kinda liked ladies the whole time." her girlfriend explained, "Not as a bi, but as a full-blown lesbian. But I also couldn't imagine my life without my Arcy Foxy Woxy."

The arctic fox sighed in defeat. There was no way she could reverse the wish, but she also didn't want to lose her girlfriend. Perhaps now their sex life will improve.