Meet the Infurnationals: Brappuccino (National Pass Gas Day)
Name: Brappuccino
Species: Cinta Senese
Age: 53
Likes: Comedy, Mooning, Stripping, Flirting, Bubble baths, Belfies, Flatulence, Fine arts, Coffee, Hot tubs, Toilet humor, Napping, Butt crushing/squashing, Classic cartoons, Old school things, Spicy foods, Songs about butts
Dislikes: Kinkshaming, Cancel culture, Judgmental people, Rumors, Egotistical people, Fat shaming, Mondays
Favorite Food: Pasta Con I Peperoni Cruschi
Occupation: Flatulist
Birthplace: Italy
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Stink Bomb Launcher
Title: Rootin'-Tootin' Pootin' Pig
Fursonal Quote: “You know how people be saying they gotta take a shit when going Number 2? Well...technically, you're giving one.”
Mr. H: "*FRUUEERRRRNT* Aah... *looks behind him and notices the viewers* Hm? Oh, shit! Uh...pretend you didn't hear that. Then again, because today is THAT day, I have an excuse for doing it. Yep. Believe it or not furry folks, but today...is National Pass Gas Day! Nothing like freeing our bowels of stale air without shame, and did you know our gases contain methane and hydrogen? That means they're flammable, no doubt! Although, I'm pretty sure you all knew that via shows or movies y'all be watching. While it IS disgusting, ripping ass is an important part of our metabolism. And here's an interesting fact: The word "Fart" was first mentioned back in 1632, and it means "sending forth wind from the anus." It became a commonplace for writers and jokesters. And now, the moment you've been waiting for! To celebrate THIS day, give it up for this Italian flatulist pig! *vocals* What's his name? Brappuccino! It's a whole new game! Brappuccino! Love flatulent humor, he's your friend. *points at Brappuccino's badonk* Say hello to his ginormous end. *end vocals* Hehehehe. He's cool, he's handsome, he's sweet...and he's thiccer than a plate full of fettuccine. I mean, all that pasta he's been eating really went straight to his spicy meatball ass. Surprisingly those suspenders can handle his fat, juicy ham. However, his enemies won't be able to handle his stink. Hecc, this big pig got more gas than Pumbaa from The Lion King. Although, what you REALLY should be aware of is his stink bomb launcher. No joke, that's his weapon. Brappuccino wields a toxic grenade launcher that shoots out globs of insufferable fumes suffocating his opponents caught in the ass-blast radius. Don't think this is a practical joke, because this one lowkey doesn't play around."
Species: Cinta Senese
Age: 53
Likes: Comedy, Mooning, Stripping, Flirting, Bubble baths, Belfies, Flatulence, Fine arts, Coffee, Hot tubs, Toilet humor, Napping, Butt crushing/squashing, Classic cartoons, Old school things, Spicy foods, Songs about butts
Dislikes: Kinkshaming, Cancel culture, Judgmental people, Rumors, Egotistical people, Fat shaming, Mondays
Favorite Food: Pasta Con I Peperoni Cruschi
Occupation: Flatulist
Birthplace: Italy
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Stink Bomb Launcher
Title: Rootin'-Tootin' Pootin' Pig
Fursonal Quote: “You know how people be saying they gotta take a shit when going Number 2? Well...technically, you're giving one.”
Mr. H: "*FRUUEERRRRNT* Aah... *looks behind him and notices the viewers* Hm? Oh, shit! Uh...pretend you didn't hear that. Then again, because today is THAT day, I have an excuse for doing it. Yep. Believe it or not furry folks, but today...is National Pass Gas Day! Nothing like freeing our bowels of stale air without shame, and did you know our gases contain methane and hydrogen? That means they're flammable, no doubt! Although, I'm pretty sure you all knew that via shows or movies y'all be watching. While it IS disgusting, ripping ass is an important part of our metabolism. And here's an interesting fact: The word "Fart" was first mentioned back in 1632, and it means "sending forth wind from the anus." It became a commonplace for writers and jokesters. And now, the moment you've been waiting for! To celebrate THIS day, give it up for this Italian flatulist pig! *vocals* What's his name? Brappuccino! It's a whole new game! Brappuccino! Love flatulent humor, he's your friend. *points at Brappuccino's badonk* Say hello to his ginormous end. *end vocals* Hehehehe. He's cool, he's handsome, he's sweet...and he's thiccer than a plate full of fettuccine. I mean, all that pasta he's been eating really went straight to his spicy meatball ass. Surprisingly those suspenders can handle his fat, juicy ham. However, his enemies won't be able to handle his stink. Hecc, this big pig got more gas than Pumbaa from The Lion King. Although, what you REALLY should be aware of is his stink bomb launcher. No joke, that's his weapon. Brappuccino wields a toxic grenade launcher that shoots out globs of insufferable fumes suffocating his opponents caught in the ass-blast radius. Don't think this is a practical joke, because this one lowkey doesn't play around."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Pig / Swine
Size 1894 x 1945px
File Size 2.12 MB
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